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The real Rose of Tralee contest

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  • 22-08-2002 4:50pm
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    Venom
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    THE TALLAGHT ROSE
    Laura wore a lovely blue shoulderless number that nicely
    showed off her tattooes (on both shoulders). For community
    service she gave lessons at the local boxing club.
    Unfortunately, her talent (breaking into an 'E'-class Mercedes live, on stage) didn't mpress the judges.


    THE BALLSBRIDGE ROSE
    Siobhan was looking grand in her slinky £1900 dress (from
    a designer shop in the Powerscourt Centre), and her
    community work of sending 3000 parcels of "The Body Shop"
    camomile massage oil and exfoliating body towels to Ethopia had gone down a storm. However she resigned in disgrace when it was revealed her daddy had asked the local TD to intervene in the judging process.

    THE BRAY ROSE
    Despite being able to touch her tongue to her forehead
    and make rolling motions with her belly, Anna didn't make it to
    the final - accepting the prize would have meant violating her
    parole conditions. We never got to hear her rousing rendition of Garth Brooks 'Friends in Low Places'.


    THE LIMERICK ROSE
    Was disqualified for stabbing the Leitrim Rose.

    THE CONNEMARA ROSE
    Brid made a lovely dress out of sea shells and was ready
    to sing on stage the dance anthem "Sandstorm" (she had recently
    heard it in one of the lovely new bars in Galway city). But she
    didn't make it to Tralee because her tractor (laden with bog -
    might as well take a load along on the same trip) broke down only
    halfway along the N21.


    THE RATHMINES ROSE
    Kim had it all- charm, community awareness, and a great
    voice... but the Rathmines Rose actually turned out to be a man,
    and ran off to elope with his escort (they'll be starting their
    honeymoon trip with Bingo in The George this Sunday).


    THE BALLYFERMOT ROSE
    Sharin was lovely girl styled in a lovely white silk dress with
    matching Nike Swoosh that blended very well with the Air Max.
    Wearing a collection of sovereigns, spangaldy 12" earings and
    sporting the Mr T collection aroung the neck all outside the
    dress judges were in awe. Sharin let her self down tough being
    disqualified for jumping on some poor 14 year old girl on the
    way in with her 12 mates and claiming it was a fair fight!


    THE CLONDALKIN ROSE
    Susan never made it as she mugged the bus driver on the way in
    and was subsequently arrested.

    THE CLONTARF ROSE
    Elizabeth refused to go as daddy got last summers style Hilfiger
    Dress after she had maxed out all 9 of her Access, Dinners Club,
    Visa and American Express cards.


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