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  • 23-08-2002 11:31am
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    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    hope this hasn't been put up already!

    A woman is in the hospital in a coma and the nurses are
    giving her a sponge bath, and as they touched her private parts
    they noticed a slight response.
    They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him,
    "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral s@x will do
    the trick and bring her out of the coma."
    The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that
    they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try.
    The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.
    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlines ... no pulse ...
    no heart rate.

    The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing
    there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."


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