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"da Boss" · 2002-08-23 15:12:04

A custom officer was suspicious about a lorry that had just driven off an English Channel ferry at Dover, Kent. He sauntered up to it, knocked on the side and shouted : ‘Are you all right in there?’ Back came the reply from 22 illegal Asian immigrants: ‘Yes!’

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23-08-2002 4:12pm

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"da Boss"

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A custom officer was suspicious about a lorry that had just driven off an English Channel ferry at Dover, Kent. He sauntered up to it, knocked on the side and shouted : ‘Are you all right in there?’ Back came the reply from 22 illegal Asian immigrants: ‘Yes!’

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#2 23-08-2002 4:17pm
tman

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and thats funny because?

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#3 23-08-2002 4:47pm
Harmo

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Me thinks of tumbleweed blowing in the wind

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#4 23-08-2002 4:48pm
nanook

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well obviously it aint funny but someone will think so.

"Da boss" welcome and post some more

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#5 23-08-2002 11:12pm
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Suggest you try enrolling in Comedy101. There must be a lecture there on what constitutes "funny" as opposed to "not funny at all because it just well, isn't funny"

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#6 24-08-2002 9:45pm
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Possibly the worst joke ever told on boards...

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#7 26-08-2002 1:32am
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What a promising start to your boards.ie comedy career.

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#8 27-08-2002 3:13am
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Dont let them bullies put you off,keep posting more and some day you'll get a real cracker and you can laugh in their face

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#9 27-08-2002 4:22pm
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#10 28-08-2002 12:26pm
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classic

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#11 28-08-2002 12:45pm
tman

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lol, nice one lobo.
i'm gonna have to liberate a copy of that

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