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Signature Police

LoBo · 2002-08-23 15:16:47

What with the new rules for signature sizes etc, could we also not allow animated gifs? For example, here's mirv's sig: [Snip. Do not post rapidly flashing images - I will disable the accounts of anyone who does. Cloud.] As you can see, epilepsy-inducing.

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#332 26-04-2005 5:08pm
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hey Shabadu...how about this for you? Just click on the top half...

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#333 26-04-2005 5:15pm
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Hold on there, calm down lawmen (and women, more so). Don't I get a trial or something? Even in a kangaroo court?

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#334 26-04-2005 5:16pm
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Ruggie- You're the best evarr. Whats the web linky for it so I can do the switcheroo?
Thanks babes.

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#335 26-04-2005 5:28pm
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i've pmed you

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#336 26-04-2005 5:28pm
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RuggieBear wrote:

hey Shabadu...how about this for you? Just click on the top half...

ruggie any chance you can whip up a sigpo av for me, one that possibly allows me to continue advertising the status of spacedog vis a vie his twattage?

Even in a kangaroo court?

You mean, skippy? Round here we call him the hanging kangroo; durnit shown a spark of mercy, not even for those orphans, I can remember it well

Baliff "What is it skippy, whats wrong"

Skippy "nu chut tut tut"

Baliff "you want me to skin the orphans and reupholster your cadilliac with it, as a deterient to other young offenders, whatever you say Y'honour Judge."

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#337 26-04-2005 5:40pm
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Ah yes- skippy the bush hangaroo.

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#338 26-04-2005 5:49pm
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mycroft wrote:

ruggie any chance you can whip up a sigpo av for me, one that possibly allows me to continue advertising the status of spacedog vis a vie his twattage?

Tbh, You've just witnessed the extent of my photoshoping ability...

I can crop things and insert url's but that i'm afraid is about all i can manage

Have you tryed the sig request thread...?

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#339 26-04-2005 5:54pm
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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?userid=29196
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?userid=27042
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?userid=26638
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?userid=30319

Not surpriginly, the JC forum is a veritable hotbed of rule breaking sigs....

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#340 26-04-2005 5:58pm
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Now i feel dirty:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?userid=38876

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#341 26-04-2005 6:03pm
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...That signature is evil. When I first saw it, i missed the fact that it was a .gif, and thought "Wow, that's huge" Then it sparkled.....

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#342 26-04-2005 6:11pm
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I actually missed it myself! (the fact that it was a gif, we'll i noticed it, just didn't cop it, blah blah blah)

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#343 26-04-2005 6:30pm
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Is anyone taking action on these reported sigs

Seven Worlds will Collide

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#344 26-04-2005 6:48pm
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I've got a big one here...okay it's a bit too tall and it's 25k

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#345 26-04-2005 6:57pm
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couple of chopper fans..

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#346 26-04-2005 7:34pm
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Raphael wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?userid=29196
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?userid=27042
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?userid=26638
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?userid=30319

Not surpriginly, the JC forum is a veritable hotbed of rule breaking sigs....

"Good work lou keep this up and you're make sgt."

"But sir I already am a sgt."

"Quiet Lou or I'll bust you down to Sgt so fast your head will spin"

"Yes Chef"

Is anyone taking action on these reported sigs

Well once a month shabaddu looks and see who's changed their sig since they were reported.

If they've been good shabaddu, sends the magic goblin babies and showers them with happy love rainbows.

If they haven't the magic goblin babies rip out your eyes and roast em like marshmellows.

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#347 26-04-2005 7:36pm
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CrowdedHouse wrote:

Is anyone taking action on these reported sigs

I think all the admins are a bit too busy at the mo, or are just more lenient than ecksor. I miss ecksor. =(

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#348 26-04-2005 7:38pm
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At least I have my [strike]evil[/strike] magical goblin babies to comfort me.

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#349 26-04-2005 8:40pm
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Um mycroft...I have the 20th post on this thread.... Therefore I'm clearly the head of SigPol...or something

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#350 26-04-2005 8:48pm
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This thread just keeps getting funnier.
Raphael is the benevolent and ditsy chief-
mycroft the hard-talking sh!t kicker.
I'm the wise-cracking girl cop with a wild side.
Jor el is a criminal turned informant.
tSubh Dearg is the undercover honey trap sargeant.
Someone else do the rest as I'm bored.

Matt the big is the doe-eyed new kid who gets shot next episode. Then mycroft swears to avenge his life and becomes a vigilante.

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#351 26-04-2005 8:59pm
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Why do i get shot?

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#352 26-04-2005 9:01pm
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Just over size limit. Tried to trick by doing in two parts

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#353 26-04-2005 9:20pm
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Shabadu wrote:

This thread just keeps getting funnier.
Raphael is the benevolent and ditsy chief-
mycroft the hard-talking sh!t kicker.
I'm the wise-cracking girl cop with a wild side.
Jor el is a criminal turned informant.
tSubh Dearg is the undercover honey trap sargeant.
Someone else do the rest as I'm bored.

Matt the big is the doe-eyed new kid who gets shot next episode. Then mycroft swears to avenge his life and becomes a vigilante.

Ruggie is the wacky but lovelable sidekick.

Hey if this was tj hooker you'd be heather lockelery

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#354 26-04-2005 9:36pm
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Cos you're the lovable rookie, matt. Maybe you'll survive. The plus side is that you're the teen idol for the girlies.

Heather Locklear, only with black hair and running in slo-mo.

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#355 26-04-2005 9:51pm
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An idol?

/me preens self

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#356 26-04-2005 9:59pm
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Raphael wrote:

Um mycroft...I have the 20th post on this thread.... Therefore I'm clearly the head of SigPol...or something

Okay scratch what I said and reverse it.

No chance you're going to ball me out over my crazy antics and tell me the chief has had it up to here with my unorthodox techniques, and I've got just 24hrs to break the sig abuse ring before you want my badge and gun?

pretty please

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#357 26-04-2005 10:21pm
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mycroft wrote:

Ruggie is the wacky but lovelable sidekick.

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#358 26-04-2005 10:36pm
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RuggieBear wrote:

*BOLF*......

"you know what this feels like, just like that bit at the end of butch n sundance, y'know when butch n sundance are trapped wounded, and the entire bolivan army is waiting for em"

"I hate you"

I saw that before I saw butch n sundance. I couldn't stop laughing during the ending, so Eddie Murphy ruined the ending of a great movie for me, another reason to hate the git (aside from donkey, donkey gets him into heaven with a do not go to jail card)

Sorry Ruggie it was jude nelson or the mexican mechanic from chips who was too short to be a cop. Thems the breaks.

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#359 27-04-2005 8:20am
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mycroft wrote:

Okay scratch what I said and reverse it.

No chance you're going to ball me out over my crazy antics and tell me the chief has had it up to here with my unorthodox techniques, and I've got just 24hrs to break the sig abuse ring before you want my badge and gun?

pretty please

Nah, you're ok. Now spit-shine my shoes

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#360 27-04-2005 10:47am
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Chalk wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?userid=3824
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couple of chopper fans..

What is with the renewed interest in this Australian thug?

Why can't they keep it Irish and have pictures of The General in their sigs...

I just don't understand...

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#361 27-04-2005 10:54am
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monkeyfudge wrote:

What is with the renewed interest in this Australian thug?

Why can't they keep it Irish and have pictures of The General in their sigs...

I just don't understand...

It's funny cause Read is so full of ****. He's completely delusional and only famous coz he cut his ****ing ears off. Oh and his books suck big time.

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