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  • 25-08-2002 6:58pm
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    Doc
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    I was in a pub the other day here in England and getting a bit of a slaging about being Irish so I tolled this joke.

    I was at the cannibal market the other day and they were selling brains.

    It was £1 for 1kg of Irish brains.
    £1.50 for 1kg of Welsh brains.
    £2 for 1kg of Scottish brains.
    And it was £100 for just 1kg of English brains.

    At this point the English lads cheered saying “of course ours would be the most expensive being the smartest”

    “No” I said “It’s course cos there so fu*king rare!”

    That shut them up pretty fast. ;)


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    #2
    superconor
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    that was quite good! fair play. up the paddys!


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    #3
    Lump
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    I must remember that whn I go back to college, shut them english ****s up....



    John


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    Makaveli
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    Nice one.


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    cournioni
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    Originally posted by Makaveli
    Nice one.
    ^^^^^^^^^^


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    Winters
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    he, he. Thats a good one. Must remember that one.


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    xern
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭xern


    thats the stuff for them!!


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