Help, I am a misogynist!

Dr. Loon

You should really ban WWm as well, this has gone completely off topic. Possibly ban me also, altough I think the original poster gets the message the majority of sane people in the world would give him.

LegacyUser

Read this Mr Unregistered :

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/000713746X/ref=sr_aps_books_1_1/202-4195949-1523864

It's pretty funny. And it's by a dude!

eth0_

Originally posted by smiles
Hobtail Monkey - the off switch is called the "Add user to ignore list" option. You do not have to read what he says.

If you reply to this again flaming then I *will* an you from this forum until you calm down.

Thank you, have a nice day.

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Have I burnt my bra in vain! *cry*

Hobnail Monkey

Hey Smiles, if you need me cool, I'm cool. Don't want to use the ignore option though - I wanna hear all the points of view here, no matter how drenched in sarcasm they might be. Its a cruel world out there....and in here too, by the looks of it.
So anyway, where were we?? Mr. Unregi...I think you should give us your feedback on all you have read here (apart from all the gratuitous flaming).

Venom

Smiles- any chance of deleting posts that bear no relation to the original topic like the 3 way flame war that was going on untill you stepped in.

thedrowner

beruthial and MAJD, they were super posts

someone said that men are more obvious and less complex than women, well id have to disagree with that, and i think the original post would back that up, when he jumps to the conclusion that women are purposely playing these games with him. I know there are some obvious differences between men and women, but there are obvious differences among men and women too, like the way a lot of us here have stated how different we are to the stereotypical female image.

id be more inclined to say you hate a certain type of woman, not women in general. And i agree that it sounds like you've never found love yet, you treated GF 1 & 3 as though reality had yet to call on you! Women aren't purposely playing games on you, you're probably just jumping to conlusions, to put a label 'game playing' on what you think is going through your girlfriends head, when you just dont understand. and that isnt because she's a women its because she's a different person to you.

smiles

Originally posted by Venom
Smiles- any chance of deleting posts that bear no relation to the original topic like the 3 way flame war that was going on untill you stepped in.

I will do once people have a chance to read it. I've editted most of it already.

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Venom

Smiles I was refering to the 3 way píssing contest that dr.loon, wwm and hobnail monkey (the 3 amigo's) were compeating in and not the original post or the genuine posts of people who were just trying to offer help/understanding.

Mercury_Tilt

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Wook

it's just the eternal battle of the sexes, it will never really stop, even when we try to be political correct here on the boards , you go home and will make a remark that is totally chauvinistic.
I like to believe that this is not always meant to be too serious.
If you would be honest , how many times did you not laugh or chuckle when you see another of those 'woman' jokes? and why ? because you are familiar with it ? (same goes for 'male' jokes off course) So we can all act as saints and be corrected but at the end of the day..we just are what we are and we have to live together, and frankly I love woman..just not the bitchy, non-adult types

btw list of demands would include things like , give each other freedom (easier said then done)
trust each other (yeah right...paranoia everywhere)
do what you need to do when you have to do it without constantly have to explain your actions (blah blah blah)
don't cheat (obviously)
ETC

so this is certainly no hostage situation but a carefully planned start

Wook

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Unregie.....

i think you are going a bit too personal and not really contributing anything at all...
challenge the idea not the person i would say

eth0_

Originally posted by Wook


i think you are going a bit too personal and not really contributing anything at all...
challenge the idea not the person i would say

No he's not! Mercury Tilt is entirely right! What kind of dork goes out with a girl and doesnt ring her for THREE WEEKS because he was 'busy' what a cop out, oh yeah, busy every minute of every day, my ass, he sounds like a sad case with plenty of time on his hands.

And as for the oral sex thing, if I was the girl, and suddenly said 'I don't want to blow you any more' it would most definitely be because of smell/taste, there's no other reason really, if you don't like giving it you don't like giving it, it doesn't take you a month to cop on to the fact.

So, here here mercury tilt, and as for wook, you're the 2nd biggest misogynist i know. No offence :OP

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by eth0_


No he's not! Mercury Tilt is entirely right! What kind of dork goes out with a girl and doesnt ring her for THREE WEEKS because he was 'busy' what a cop out, oh yeah, busy every minute of every day, my ass, he sounds like a sad case with plenty of time on his hands.

And as for the oral sex thing, if I was the girl, and suddenly said 'I don't want to blow you any more' it would most definitely be because of smell/taste, there's no other reason really, if you don't like giving it you don't like giving it, it doesn't take you a month to cop on to the fact.

So, here here mercury tilt, and as for wook, you're the 2nd biggest misogynist i know. No offence :OP

you go gurl.

by the way, if youre going to burn your knickers too, can i have them first?

Wook

Eth,

calling him a 'dork' because he just voiced his opinions here on the board is not the kind of conversations i am looking for.
Neither am i interrested in a slagging match with you for you are of no interrest to me whats-so-ever.
And the fact that you have picked up the only part that could raise your hair was 'blowjob' well i guess that tells a lot about your thinking about man...

Hobnail Monkey

so who is the biggest misogynist you know then?

The Sweeper

This thread has degenerated into spam.

And I think you're all dyslexic.

"Gang-of-w*nkers" isn't spelled m-i-s-o-g-y-n-i-s-t.

eth0_

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey
so who is the biggest misogynist you know then?

Why do you ask? I don't think you'd know him

eth0_

Originally posted by Wook
Eth,

calling him a 'dork' because he just voiced his opinions here on the board is not the kind of conversations i am looking for.
Neither am i interrested in a slagging match with you for you are of no interrest to me whats-so-ever.
And the fact that you have picked up the only part that could raise your hair was 'blowjob' well i guess that tells a lot about your thinking about man...

Wook, i wasn't getting personal, given the smiley.
I just thought most of the unreggies reason for hating women were ridiculous.

Hobnail Monkey

Minesajackdaniels - it degenerated into spam a long time ago. But there is something in the topic at hand that has rattled the cages of a lot of people here.

Venom

Wook your either part of the PC,sheep like mentality on boards.ie or your not.

If your not expect personal attacks on your views.

My advice is fúck them and dont let the ássholes bother you.


The gas thing is everyone is jumping on his case for not ringing this girl for 3 weeks, yet no one mentions how crap a girlfriend she was for not ringing him for 3 weeks. Now while I think he needs to seriously chill out in his attitude towards women, he is better off without GF#1.

Mercury_Tilt

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thedrowner

we heard his reason for not ringing his girlfriend for 3 weeks, and it was very lame

we didnt hear her reason so we dont know what was going on in her mind, she may have wanted to call but thought the relationship was over coz he wasnt calling or something. it could have been a lame excuse also but we'll never know.....

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey
Minesajackdaniels - it degenerated into spam a long time ago. But there is something in the topic at hand that has rattled the cages of a lot of people here.

for a person that posts a lot on this subject and with little to add to your original statement, you are not showing any signs of answering any of the questions i put to you.
are you afraid to answer them?
or dont you have any answers?
or are you just afraid that you shot your mouth of first time and atre afraid to admit it in case you look like a twat?

Hobnail Monkey

Dear Mr. Whitewashman,
Thank you for your feedback. Now, as I explained earlier, can you put your 'questions' in point form, because I'm through wading through a morass of your sarcasm (as cutting edge as it is) to find them.
Regards
Mr. Hobnail Monkey

eth0_

I can accept why men might hate women, but I can't accept the guys reasons, see above for my reasons why. Seems a bit childish.
He says women are playing games, well, what's he doing not calling her for three weeks! If that's not a head game

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey
Dear Mr. Whitewashman,
Thank you for your feedback. Now, as I explained earlier, can you put your 'questions' in point form, because I'm through wading through a morass of your sarcasm (as cutting edge as it is) to find them.
Regards
Mr. Hobnail Monkey

i can now see why you dont like women.
its obvious that youa re not a sociable person, with no social graces or skills and this leads me to believe that women dont like you much either.

i think this case is down to simple ignorance.

oh, and just to keep this on topic, anyone who will actually 'outwait' someone ona telephone call is sad.

the 'i will make her wait for it' mentality really is for the socially retarded.

BEER. helping ugly people and misogynists have sex since 1843

Hobnail Monkey

I have to agree with the waiting game thing (as much as I hate to admit it), it is pretty juvenille. If you don't like someone enough to ring them, at least tell them to their face that you don't think its going to work and leave it at that - no damage done.
But on the contrary, I am a very sociable person. I just choose my company carefully, thats all. And before you begin another anti-me diatribe, I do go out with girls, just the one's I like to go out with i.e. the one's that don't bug me. I don't set myself up for a fall or aggrivate myself by pushing myself into the path of women that I know I can't get on with.
And maybe, just maybe I'll take this liberty to give you some sark of my own. If you think that Beer helps ugly people and misogynists have sex, then I know what helps you have sex.....Rohypnol.

eth0_

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey
I know what helps you have sex.....Rohypnol.

Baby's got a temperrrrrrrrrr.

Or you could arm yourself with a bag full of popper and smash them on the ground in front of people you want to bang, tear gas stylee, then you'd have a stampede of horny people!

If that worked, it'd be hilarious.

Hobnail Monkey

Could be messy, I heard that poppers makes yer bum a bit slack too

eth0_

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey
Could be messy, I heard that poppers makes yer bum a bit slack too

Some people like it like that!
Talking about loose bums....your avatar is strangely similar to George Michael!

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey

But on the contrary, I am a very sociable person. I just choose my company carefully, thats all.

do you get your girlfriends to fill out a questionnaire?

as for suggesting i use a date rape drug for kicks, i doubt my wife would approve...

Mercury_Tilt

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Hobnail Monkey

Nah, I don't bother with girlfriends, too much hassle and besides, it ruins a good friendship if it all goes wrong.
Didn't know you were married so.....erm, I've got nothing to say about that

Hobnail Monkey

Insightful, I try I try Merc. T

eth0_

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey
Nah, I don't bother with girlfriends, too much hassle and besides, it ruins a good friendship if it all goes wrong.
Didn't know you were married so.....erm, I've got nothing to say about that

You must like 'Fast Love' because it gives you 'Freedom', then George?
Haw.

Hobnail Monkey

Ah well, "ya gotta have faith"
:cool:

eth0_

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey
Ah well, "ya gotta have faith"
:cool:

SHUT THE **** UP!
(Limp bizkit style)

eth0_

Originally posted by eth0_


GET THE **** UP!
(Limp bizkit style)

Hobnail Monkey

Shut thee the fcuk up too, then

eth0_

Originally posted by Hobnail Monkey
Shut thee the fcuk up too, then

What happened there, I thought I edited my original post...anyhew, I thought it was 'shut the...' but it's actually 'get the...'
Just correcting meself, wasn't telling anyone to shut up.

Oh....aaaagh!!!:eek:
While waiting on someone to turn up here to let me out of here, I've just read all five pages of this or will it be six or seven by the time I post this???

I'm sure thats not what this board is for, and maybe it might be helpfull if the main players took it outside?
There are people hovering around the boards who might have genuine heartbreaking problems and whats going on here right back to the original unregie post definitely isn't.

mm

BEAT

I am sorry for you, it saddens me to see people go through thier lives with such a heavy heart. You are at war with yourself and have issues that need to be resolved. I have read every one's advice (and flaming) and agree with the woman posters,
konecko's get a shrink is good advice. You need to talk to someone, get down to the bottom of what *your* problem is and then you can get on with your life.
The *you are at war with yourself* comment is the best way to sum up your problem. Viewing any one group of people in a negative way will only hurt you, it's ignorant and a waste of time.
we all have our opinions of a situation, but taking it to such extreme's is what separates the species, so to speak.
I hope you can find a way to work through your problems and lead a better way of life. It's very unhealthy for you to hold these feelings inside, and very unecessary, it will get you no where in life and even make life worse for yourself,
with no one to blame but yourself in the end.

smiles

Thank you one and all for your comments.

[aside]
Dear Mr. Hobnail Monkey,

I'm watching you, as I did before. Remember what happened last time? Do you really want that to happen again?

Yours,
Ms Smiles.
[/aside]

This thread shall be locked, the spammers shall be watched.

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