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  • 28-08-2002 5:24pm
    #1
    oq4v3ht0u76kf2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭


    Right, I somehow made a bet today... not particularly odd but wait until I give you the specifics... from 5PM today until 5PM next Wednesday I am not allowed use any form of vulgar language. Now, as any of you who has spent any time in my company will know, I use vulgarity a lot. A whole lot in fact. So, it shall be no more for the next week. I'll keep y'all updated with any replacement words I invent although how I'm going to replace my much favoured "w" word I don't know. (The "w" word that ends in "hore".)


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    Big Stick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭Big Stick


    The trick is to use words that sound like their vulgar but aren't - like 'pakoctza'. Or swear in a foreign langauge. 'Merde' sounds so damn classy.


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    Dalamar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Dalamar


    Hmmm.... interesting. can we think of a punishment for you if you swear?


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    Hat Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Hat Girl


    bondage! and whippage!
    oh oh and blindfolds...they're cool!

    we'll put bob in a room with cats and blindfold him and stick fish in his ears and up his nose and yay!yay!yay! i'll be happy little donkey living in kerry.


    oh god i need sleep.


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    oq4v3ht0u76kf2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,028 ✭✭✭oq4v3ht0u76kf2


    Fishies you say? Bondage you say? Whippage you say? Sounds good so far... but Kerry?! Jesus, come on! And how could you need sleep? You fell asleep while I was on the phone to you last night / this morning... tsk, and it was only 4AM.


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    Mystic Fibrosis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Mystic Fibrosis


    Kerry is cool, on occasion.


















    Ah, who the fook am I kidding?


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    lordsippa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    I propose you let ME do as i will unto bob... sufficient punishment thinks i. I'll need a tube of super glue, some lube and a large tin of paint. The string and pins i'll get myself.


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    SOL
    Registered Users Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭SOL


    /me suffers horrible mental images


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