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Axis of Evil

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  • 29-08-2002 11:12am
    #1
    Aspro
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    US expands "Axis of Evil" to include Mediterranean island

    US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has today embraced the call to include the Balaeric island of Ibiza as part of the "Axis of Evil".
    This has been seen as a widely popular move to bring the British government more on side in the "War on Terror". Speaking at a press conference in London Rumsfeld confirmed that the island had long been a haven for chemical and biological weapons - "P.I.L.L.S." and WMD's (Wánkers with too Much Drugs).

    In a sinister move just last month the fundamentalist "DJ" network released yet another Ibiza dance hits compilation.

    Commenting on an impending US military operation in Ibiza, President Bush said "Pizza, yee ah like pizza. It's not as dangerous as them pretzels"


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    #2
    ozpass
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    What can I say? Just not funny, I'm afraid.....


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    #3
    tman
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    Piss Poor
    did you make that up yourself or something???


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    #4
    ozpass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 931 ✭✭✭ozpass


    Thank god for tman. Your reply just made me laugh- unlike Aspro's Fisher Price My First Joke™

    What a crudder.


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    Ruaidhri
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    In a sinister move just last month the fundamentalist "DJ" network released yet another Ibiza dance hits compilation

    this,unfortunatly, is NOT a joke :(
    to many dj's not enough no.1's for them all :(


    none of my jokes are this bad :p


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    #6
    Aspro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭Aspro


    bushpolicy.gif


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    #7
    Dredz
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    Slightly better than the first one...


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