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Southwest knows best

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  • 29-08-2002 3:43pm
    #1
    Aspro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭


    A mother and her son were flying Southwest
    Airlines from Kansas City to
    > > Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the
    window) turned to his
    > > mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and
    big cats have baby
    > > cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The
    mother (who couldn't
    > > think
    > > of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
    > > So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have
    baby dogs and big
    > > cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
    baby planes?" The
    > > stewardess
    > > responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
    The boy admitted that
    > > this was the case.
    > > "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no
    baby planes because
    > > Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother
    can explain it to you."


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