sexual mores

Shinji

Well wouldn't you be prudish when you're about to sleep with an irish bloke who...

My god, spot the lass whose Irish bloke is off to Aberdeen for a week. I think you've given us waaaaaaaaay too much insight into Eamo's personal life there love....

The Corinthian

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
Well wouldn't you be prudish when...

...you're getting it missionary style mate, coz I'm desperate but I'm not that desperate and I reckon you haven't washed for almost as long as these strangely gritty bedsheets.

ROFL

Ahem...

Have some laundry to do. And stuff.

Mmmm...

smiles

MAJD, thank you for what wonderfully graphic image... it will give me nightmares for the next couple of weeks.

/me shudders

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po0k

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
...........and then you realise that he's left only his blue dunnes stores boxers and his black woolly socks on and your skin crawls.....

*tsk* *tsk* Penny's dear, Dunnes is such a cliché

[inquisitive]
wtf is the missionary position? I can picture doggy style, having seen dogs go at it, b ut I've never seen missionaries get down so I'm rather at ends......
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And any lad who will gladly let the girl go down on him and who won't return the favour should be given a kicking.
imho

Jak

Missionary

All the education a young man could possibly need ...

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Shinji


My god, spot the lass whose Irish bloke is off to Aberdeen for a week. I think you've given us waaaaaaaaay too much insight into Eamo's personal life there love....

my college life has come back to haunt me.....


i think if you put time and effort into a relationship then you will find miricles happen in your sex life. im not saying your partner is going to re-enact your favour porno, but theres a lot out there that will blow your skirt up.
and a little experience and a little understanding and a little caring will show a lot.

however, if you are talking about one night stands then you can forget it, because you are always going to be disappointed because once again, you are not going to get your favourite porno played out, and shes not going to accept 3 cócks in her at once, and theres not going to be a slap-bass player in the hall making funky noises as she orgasms so loudly she wakes the nextdoor neighbours dog and smiles and begs you to shoot over her face.

keep that for masturbation.

thegills

Before ye all go off on tangents disagreeing with TeeJay and defending Irish women in the sack why don't ye disclose how many foreign females that ye have been 'down and dirty' with to back upi your claims.
Firstly a lot of the guys on this forum are young lads so assumably not that well versed in foreign ventures. As for the girls who responded - how the hell would ye know how less prudish ye are compared to foreign girls. I have had a good mixture of Irish and foreign women, including Irish women on foreign soil. The foreign girls are far more outgoing. Not just in bed but any situation that requires more than usual skin exposure. Myself and the lads used to get great entertainment watching the Irish gals stripping to their full-length speedo's on the beach, trying there damness not to expose any skin, never going topless either. A friend of mine has had nothing but foreign girls and swears by them.
MAJD - are you saying that if a guy had a penthouse suite, bronzed muscular body and silk sheets you would be far less prude' than with the guy you described??

Thanx 4 The Fish

[Drool] Mmmmmmmmm Fig Rolllls... [/Drool]

On topic, Irish women aren't prudes. I have this on very good authority. Mine. In fact between Irish, English, American and French ladies that I have had the pleasure of sharing a night with, I would rate those Irish ladies as the least of the prudes, with the French the most prudish.

thegills

Have you had a German, Swede, Finn, Dane or Italian???

BigDaddyKone

i wouldnt disagree with the accusation that french women are prudes. in my experience that is true as well as not being true. I would have to say that Irish women (being mid-twenties myself, so fairly experienced) do in general have issues with their bodies. I would definetly not blame the women for this, i would say we could lay the blame firmly at the door of the church as well as the general pressure to be skinny perfect figure etc... When all of my mates and myself don't like really skinny women. A bag of bones is definetly unappealling

WhiteWashMan

you know what, i cant be arsed anymore.

Lucutus

Originally posted by Seraphina
and i wouldn't even TRY to wax myself, i'd prolly pull half my skin off. unfortunately beauty salons around dublin dont tend to go for that kind of exotic service

Blue Eriu (South William Street, Dublin 2; tel 1 672 5776) will give you a basic, brazilian or hollywood bikini wax to be proud of.

Luc

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by teejay
(being mid-twenties myself, so fairly experienced)

please tell me how you manage to associate age with experience?

Jak

Originally posted by Lucutus


Blue Eriu (South William Street, Dublin 2; tel 1 672 5776) will give you a basic, brazilian or hollywood bikini wax to be proud of.

Dear God Luc, what sort of pressure are they putting you under in that office. You don't have to Look like the guys in Regi's magazines you know ...

Anyhows this topic is fast reaching the inevitable and pointless destiny of a 101 random opinions about individual experience. Just because some welsh lass poured candle wax on you before cuffing you to a bed and having her violent way with you does not mean if you head over to the next 6 nations match and hook up with a valley girl that the same will happen to you.

Nationality does not in my experience play a big role - what does -is how attracted they are to you, the miles on the clock and later on how well you know each other.

Anyhows academics generally aim for a sample size of about a 1000 before risking any definitive comments - so with most of us falling a tad short of the mark perhaps we should just leave the comments on national sex trends to people like Tom Jones.

TacT

Originally posted by Thanx 4 The Fish
[Drool] Mmmmmmmmm Fig Rolllls... [/Drool]

On topic, Irish women aren't prudes. I have this on very good authority. Mine. In fact between Irish, English, American and French ladies that I have had the pleasure of sharing a night with, I would rate those Irish ladies as the least of the prudes, with the French the most prudish.

Now that is nonsense (must defend the french half, french girls are incredible in bed, well at least the ones I've been with
thegills - I stopped counting a long time ago but will say I've had 4 Irish girlfriends with whom relationships lasted more than a year/two and 1 french girl (many more on short term 3/4 months in France and Ireland. More so in France.)

Majd that's just drivel and you have tainted the fragile minds of the children with your nightmarish stories (we really don't want to know about wwm's bedroom, REALLY!) especially in the grotesque detail outlined above.

I have found Irish women to be more insecure with themselves but that you can rid them of this prudishness with a couple of nice compliments and a bit of time and patience.

I broke up with my last Irish girlfriend who I had been with for a year and a half because after numerous attempts to liven her up in bed I just wasn't getting anywhere and this was not the case with other women I have been with. Quick example, even after a year she did not want me "going down on her"

She'd lie there, demand the lights were turned off, always leave it to me to get on top unless I kinda forced her to roll over and be on top, but it wouldn't last long, she felt so insecure that she wouldn't get into a bath with me naked, it got ridiculous so I got out in search of more adventurous and to be quite frank boring people.

I've been single for coming on 2 years now and have had a few flings here and there and all I can say about the Irish is that the redheads are something else

LegacyUser

To be honest i wouldnt go down on a girl that didnt shave down there, i mean its just good manners, we dont have hair on our bell end! Personally i keep down there trimmed to a minimum, and the ladies love it, its a good party peice too lol.
its a LOT sexier when a lady has down stairs looked after, i think it shows that they know what they want.
as for TA's comments, i know that its a pain in the ass when a girl just lays there, nothing can turn you off quicker.

Seraphina

Originally posted by The Corinthian

You've never thought of asking a guy to do it for you..?

have done, but there isn't a particular guy right now so... plus the whole trust issue like thaed said, they'd want to be damn good at shaving before i'd let them near there...

Blue Eriu (South William Street, Dublin 2; tel 1 672 5776) will give you a basic, brazilian or hollywood bikini wax to be proud of.

Luc

muchas gracias
wax to be proud of, i hope so... do you know this from personal experience...

this part of the thread ended ages ago didn't it...

Seraphina

Originally posted by Unregistered
To be honest i wouldnt go down on a girl that didnt shave down there, i mean its just good manners, we dont have hair on our bell end!

some of yis do

Originally posted by Unregistered
Personally i keep down there trimmed to a minimum, and the ladies love it, its a good party peice too lol.

so if trimming is good enough for guys, why is it not good enough for girls?

TacT

plus the whole trust issue like thaed said, they'd want to be damn good at shaving before i'd let them near there...

I haven't cut myself shaving in a few years now

To be honest i wouldnt go down on a girl that didnt shave down there, i mean its just good manners

you're a bad liar
You're just thinking, very, very, very wishfully and tbh I'm starting to get worried about the depth of conversations that people will be having about this in the pub when I decide to bring it up later on

The Sweeper

Originally posted by tactical anni


Majd that's just drivel and you have tainted the fragile minds of the children with your nightmarish stories (we really don't want to know about wwm's bedroom, REALLY!) especially in the grotesque detail outlined above.

How would I know anything about WhiteWashMan's bedroom?


:eek:

Mercury_Tilt

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LegacyUser

Im deadly serious, I wouldnt, i havent and i wont.
Myself and every other male in the human race consider a shaved women sexier than a hairy bear lol, trimming is better than nothing at all but shaved looks a lot better

smiles

Some women think that if a guy asks her to shave then it's perverted, ie. he wants to be with someone who doesnt have any pubic hair.

For those of you who wouldnt go down on an unshaved woman or want to shave her and she wont let you, offer to let her shave you first.... see how you like it! :P

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LegacyUser

No problem, done it before and id do it again. the problem there is that some girls would ask you to do it out of spite just cause u asked them instead of asking cause it turned em on

Mercury_Tilt

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LegacyUser

I have shaved myself and a a girl, on a couple of occasions.
takes maybe a hour the first time, you have to cut the hair with a scissors first as short as possible, then use decent gel and a brand new blade, 80% is plain sailing then theres the complicated 20% ( ill let you guess what part) you have to go slow and be carefull. and use a good moisturiser (sp?) afterwards.
go with the hair not against it or else you get ingrown hairs which are a pain in the arse ( lol)
same thing goes for a bloke, if you want more help start another thread and ill post up , as this will go off topic.

Mercury_Tilt

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androphobic

This is a bit personal but anyway here goes..

Don't shave.. that'll probably give you a rash.. use hair removal cream stuff.
I know Immac etc say they're only for legs and underarms but they work fine. In fact Immac have a new spray on mousse out at the moment and its brilliant.. just spray on, wait and wash off. Seriously.

Same goes for the guys.. hairy balls are awful things!



- andro

LegacyUser

well waxing is good in theory but where it falls apart is the fact you have to let if grow again before you rewax.

But then again it is not that long ago when the only time most women in ireland had a shave below was when being carted into hospital while in labour so that the doc would not have to deal with it. Tramatic or what lol.

Attitude

Originally posted by Darth Homer
have to disagree with you there. That might be what is like for one nighters but if your in a relationship and you are both comfortable with each other its a lot different ....well in my expierience it is

I totally agree-If there isn't anything beneath the skin (more than meets the eye) of the person ur making love to...it makes the whole sexperience...disTASTEful...to put it mildly...
Being In love makes it sooo much better...Its amazing...