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Lights Off..

popinfresh · 2002-09-01 21:50:55

Mary and Joe were married for 20 years. They had 2 kids and they had a good sex-life. But, anytime they were having sex Joe insisted that they turned off the lights..Mary never really complained for 20 years, but then she started to wonder why he insisted on having sex in the dark.. One night while they were going at it…

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01-09-2002 10:50pm

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popinfresh

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Mary and Joe were married for 20 years. They had 2 kids and they had a good sex-life. But, anytime they were having sex Joe insisted that they turned off the lights..Mary never really complained for 20 years, but then she started to wonder why he insisted on having sex in the dark.. One night while they were going at it she reached over and turned on the light, revealing that Joe was sticking a dildo in her. She gasped "Joe, do u mean to tell me that you've been doing this for the last 20 years???? Explain yourself!!!"
Joe replied "I'll explain this, if you explain our two children......"

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#2 01-09-2002 11:53pm
Pugsley

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Oldie but goodie,still gets a giggle

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#3 02-09-2002 6:25am
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lol

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