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A few dirty but good 'uns

Gaz · 2002-09-02 16:02:43

Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A. A wet nose. Q. Why does a dog lick its penis? A. Because it can't make a fist. Q. What do you call a hillbilly who owns sheep and goats. A. Bisexual. Q. What's yellow and green and eats nuts? A. Gonorrhea.

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02-09-2002 5:02pm

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Gaz

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Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

A. A wet nose.

Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?

A. Because it can't make a fist.

Q. What do you call a hillbilly who owns sheep and goats.

A. Bisexual.

Q. What's yellow and green and eats nuts?

A. Gonorrhea.

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#2 02-09-2002 6:50pm
Pugsley

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lol,love the hillbilly one

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