Joke

Lucifer

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in North Monaghan and, explains to her class that she is a Monaghan fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Monaghan fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Monaghan fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Monaghan fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I'm a Donegal fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray to God are you a Donegal fan?"

"Because my Mum and Dad are from Donegal, and my mum is a Donegal fan and my dad is a Donegal fan, so I'm a Donegal fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Donegal fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"

"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Dublin fan."

Lump

HE HE.... take it bloody dubliners :P


John

BKtje

boo this Joke offends me

take the piss outta some other county ffs

sixpack's little hat

but its true isn't it?