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Fancy Dress Party

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  • 04-09-2002 1:46pm
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    ozpass
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    I decided to throw a fancy dress party for my mate's birthday last weekend.

    Everything was going well, people loved my gorilla costume and everyone was generally having a good time. All of a sudden, in walks a naked man, his erect member poking inside a bag of thick yellow liquid.

    Offended by his appearance I approached him with a view to chucking him out.

    "Frankly, I'm appalled by your choice of costume" I told him.

    "You're appalled?" he replied, "I'm f*cking discustard"


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    #2
    tman
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    lol, i used to always tell a different joke that had that punchline


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Or it could be a naked scotsman with a doc martin on his knob - 'im just f*cking aboot' :D


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    Aspro
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    Or sticking yer knob in all yer mates' pints:

    "Sorry lads, I'm just f*cking around"


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    #5
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Or with his knob in some fruit....

    In dis pear


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