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Osama & the mirror

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  • 04-09-2002 2:09pm
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    Before coming down to the breakfast cave every
    morning, Osama bin Laden would look into his
    magical mirror and ask, "Mirror mirror on the
    wall, who's the biggest a*sehole of them all?"

    The mirror would reply, "You are Osama".

    That would make his day and he would arrive at
    the breakfast cave with a huge smile on his
    face, before indulging in his goat's milk and
    dried cowpat cereal. Not a day went by when he
    wouldn't ask the mirror, and every day the
    mirror would confirm his question. Yes, he was
    in fact, the biggest a*sehole of them all.


    One day, Osama arrived at the breakfast table
    with a huge scowl on his face, and he was
    obviously very upset. One of his eleven wives
    summed up the courage to ask him, "What's wrong
    Osama?"


    Osama replied, "WHO THE F ** K IS ROY KEANE?"


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