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Ballerina???

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  • 04-09-2002 4:52pm
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    Chinafoot
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    A very large woman wearing a sleaveless sundress walks into a bar full of men. She stops at the counter and lifts her arm, revealing a very very hairy, large armpit, and shouts at t he top of her voice "who here would like to buy a lady a drink?"
    the bar falls silent as most ppl try to ignore this woman. Suddenly a scrawny drunk little man at the end of the bar, slams his money on the counter and shouts "barman! get this ballerina a drink on me!" the baman walks over to the man and says "ok buddy its ur business if u wanna buy that lady a drink, but can i ask why u called her a ballerina?"
    the drunk looks at him, smiles and says, "any woman who can lift her leg that high MUST be a ballerina!"


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    memphis
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    Excellent one, the version I heard before was slightly longer and more boring, but then the guy that told me does often try to add more detial to the story.... doesn't work though.


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    Mutz
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    "any woman who can lift her leg that high MUST be a ballerina!"

    Ahh the Sweet effects of Alcomohol :p


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