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  • 04-09-2002 7:06pm
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    ayatollah
    Registered Users Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭


    Are you qualified to be a professional
    The following quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or
    not you are qualified to be a professional.

    Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You
    just need to think like a professional.

    Good luck

    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
    close the door. This question tests whether you are doing simple things in
    a complicated way.

    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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    Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
    the refrigerator door.
    Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
    giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door. This question tests your
    memory.

    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
    except one. Which animal does not attend?

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    Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This
    tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not
    answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last
    chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.

    4. There is a river known for its vicious, man-eating crocodiles.
    How do you cross it?

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    Correct Answer: Simply swim. All the crocodiles are attending the animal
    meeting! This question tests your reasoning ability.

    If you answered four
    out of four questions correctly, you are a true professional. Wealth and
    success await you.

    If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but
    there's hope for you.

    If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger
    flipper
    in a fast food joint.

    If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs. It's
    the only way you will ever make any money.

    If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require
    any higher mental functions at all, such as politics.


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