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my god this is class

  • 05-09-2002 12:19pm
    #1
    Derek_S
    Closed Accounts Posts: 728 ✭✭✭


    The NEW, undisputed Darwin Award winner
    > > >
    > > > From The Japan Times-April 16, 1997 Issue
    > > >
    > > > "The government must crack down on this disgusting craze of
    >'Pumping',"
    > > a
    > > > spokesman for the Nakhon Ratchasima hospital told reporters. "If
    >this
    > > > perversion catches on, it will destroy the cream of Thailand's
    >manhood."
    > > >
    > > > He was speaking after the remains of 13 year-old Charnchai
    >Puanmuangpak
    > > > had been rushed into the hospital's emergency room. "Most 'Pumpers'
    >use
    > > a
    > > > standard bicycle pump," he explained, "inserting the nozzle far up
    >their
    > > > rectum, giving themselves a rush of air, creating a momentary high.
    >This
    > > > act is a sin against God."
    > > >
    > > > Charnchai took it further still. He started using a two-cylinder
    >foot
    > > > pump, but even that wasn't exciting enough for him, and he boasted
    >to
    > > > friends that he was going to try the compressed air hose at a nearby
    > > > gasoline station. They dared him to do it so, under cover of
    >darkness,
    > > he
    > > > snuck in. Not realizing how powerful the machine was, he inserted
    >the
    > > tube
    > > > deep into his rectum, and placed a coin in the slot. As a result, he
    > > died
    > > > virtually instantly, but passersby are still in shock. One woman
    >thought
    > > > she was watching a twilight fireworks display, and started clapping.
    > > >
    > > > "We still haven't located all of him." say the police authorities.
    >"When
    > > > that quantity of air interacted with the gas in his system, he
    >nearly
    > > > exploded. It was like an atom bomb went off or something."
    > > >
    > > > "Pumping is the devil's pastime, and we must all say no to Satan,"
    > > > Ratchasima concluded. "Inflate your tires by all means, but then
    >hide
    > > your
    > > > bicycle pump where it cannot tempt you."


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