im back baby

DeeJ

ireland sucks

oh to be flaking in paradise.

so waddup everybody

Im_Not_Here

Hey Dee!!

Welcome home (or not as the case may be! lol)

So how was it?!

Derek_S

yera ireland does suck it's the land of oz for me next year so how is you dee?

Dj Mark K

Good schtuff

DeeJ

im grand, a little bit jet lagged but i was so happy to be able to have a pint of guinness - got a pint in an irish bar in Koh Samui but it cost €6 and it was muck.

i miss getting up and having a spliff in my hammock and then going to the beach and knocking coconuts out of trees and drinking the milk, and theres no elephants and monkeys anywhere.

the bars on one of the beaches we were at were all made of wood & bamboo and you take of your sandals before you go in and sit on cushions or in a hammock around low tables, and the guys who own the bars come up with bamboo bongs and sit with you and have a waffle and they let you go to the decks and look through all the cds and put on whatever you like and its just great.


also i have become a jet ski fiend, i must own one.

DeeJ

and we went to a sex show in Pat Pong and all thes girls dragged me and my friend up on this stage with 6 or 8 poles and we were pole dancing (clothed) with all these girls in thongs and knee boots gyrating all round us it was so funny - its a fu*king crazy country!

Derek_S

no need to tell it like it is dee

Chucky the tree

my god u hussy!




god to have u back, my heart has been pounding for u steamy loins

DeeJ

im back in work this sucks are you still working in the ifsc del boy?

Ste-

ha ha suckers in work

Derek_S

i is indeed beside a&l goodbody,were you working?

Ste-

Originally posted by Derek_S
i is indeed beside a&l goodbody,were you working?

on the corner

DeeJ

down past the harbourmaster, opposite the spar shop

Derek_S

dee you see the fella outside the building with the trench coat and wellies?

DeeJ

that one reading the newspaper with two eyeholes cut out?

yeah i see him - what the hell is he doing to himself underneath that trench coat?

Derek_S

i'm touching myself

DeeJ

you dirty little perv


you know i can see you down there with those binoculars dont you?

Derek_S

it's just more man to love baby

DeeJ

oh that silver-tongued charm of yours

Derek_S

i'm gonna sue the pants of you

DeeJ

is that a threat or a promise

Derek_S

oh it's a promise baby

DeeJ

oh go on big boy mrock my world

Derek_S

best 20 seconds of your life