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Three wishes

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  • 06-09-2002 3:13pm
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    thegills
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    A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across the proverbial lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. He makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing he knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to some of them and then decides to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills. Then -- there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two people in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead.

    They walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other: "Hey, I can understand the first wish of having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to." "I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire." "But, why anyone would want to be hung like a black man is beyond me.


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