The Boards Poem:

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Here's an idea....A poem that everyone contributes to...We can each add a part to it and see how long we can keep it going, could be interesting...i'll start.

There is a place on the Internet
They call it Boards.ie...
we post all day, we post all night,
We go to Lan parties and try not to fight.



Take it from there...

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BOARD'S.IE POEM:

There is a place on-line
They call it boards.ie
We post all day,
We post all night
We go to LANs parties and pretend to fight

The mods and admins
They run the show
They clean up the Spam
To and fro

The muppets & trolls
They are but a few
They think that their Spam
Is something new

We have many forums,
And a variety of users
All ages and sizes
They hope to win prizes

After hours won the most
Popular thread,
After all anything goes…

We read the Humor forum
For our morning laugh,
Most posters are funny
But then there are some that are just daft.

It’s like a family,
Though most haven’t met
So we gather for a piss up
And most will get spent.

The photos will appear in the week that follows,
We have smiles to thank for the pics
And what do they show? The boys just like to lick


The board’s awards were a ball
So I heard,
The winners all got a pat on the
Back and a pint for being the biggest nerd.

You’ll soon find out the the boards
Has become a nasty addiction,
You’ve traded a life of reality for
A life spent checking your diction.

Your bottom will grow wide,
And your fingers stiff…
All worthy sacrifices if your
Granted a lick.

It’s all in good fun
And we are glad that boards.ie is here,
Afterall, where else can you chat
And meet up for free beer.

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Originally posted by ballooba.com
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I'm trying to start a new entertainment made up of user sublissions. If you have a flair for creative writing or photography and are interested in making your content public then visit www.ballooba.com/life

Regards,
Stephen Hanley
Editor

Speaking of :

The muppets & trolls
They are but a few
They think that their Spam
Is something new

Cheez

boards.ie
if it fit in a gee
wud make wimin happee
didle dee dee
its all full of glee
just be be
be
on the boards ur set
free
islands of electric
tricity
hold knowledge for .........

im goin ta bed gnite ye al

Molly

This thread is gay
But hey
Boards are great
and you i hate.

Littletinyman

I think I'll go masturbate
with my friend Kate
at half past eight
the boards are great

Molly

I found a gate
thanks to my mate
Boards is its name
but i'm not to blame

Littletinyman

Now now moll
it's bad to flame
you TF muppets
are all the same

Molly

tsk tsk par
you look like a jar
from afar
and you have no car

Littletinyman

That's not true
my coat is blue
I think you
should take a poo

Molly

A poo i shall take
make no mistake
in yore ma's mouth
whilst i shout

Littletinyman

My mom's not into hardcore scat
you on the other hand are very fat
much like tubcat

Molly

I am phat
not fat
yore ma is obese
and has sex with geese

Littletinyman

My mother is far
from overweight
When I get a big stick
You I shall bate

Molly

I can see some mist
i also see my big fist
i will insert it in your gob
you stupid yob

Littletinyman

Resort to violence
and I shall win
I will knock you over
with my wheelie bin

Molly

To use a bin
is a sin
You'll go Straight to hell
as you smell
of anal hair
from a care bear

Littletinyman

I think you'll find
I smell quite nice
maybe it's just
your pubic lice

Molly

The crabs i do not have
but i have a mate called gav
who from yore ma he got
genital rot

Littletinyman

That story's a lie
you big smelly ant
what gav got
was a penile implant

Molly

Gav is a midget
he once ate a widget
hes got no limbs
and hes barred from gym's

Littletinyman

Gav is not
an amputee midget
however he does have
an extra digit

Molly

An AMputee midget is gav
limbs he does not have
hes got a big dick
That he uses as a pogostick

Littletinyman

Do you honestly think
that I'm that thick
I have much experience
with gav's dick

Molly

That is a lie
as he is quite shy
his dick he would not show
to you stupid smo

Littletinyman

Will you ever shut up
you big fagot
at you I will flick
a green ball of snot

Molly

I'm off to bed
i believe you are seeing red
to sleep i will go
you big gaybo

Littletinyman

I think it makes sense
to go to bed
so let's end this charade
"The End!" we said

Makaveli

Bravo.
That was magnificent.

Thanx 4 The Fish

To the theme of cheers ...

Making your way on the net today
takes everything you got.
Gettin to moan on the IOFFL forum
sure can help alot.
PI: Is that guy really gay ?

All those nights when ya get in pissed
reading Mordeth's mails.
And some freakin Trolls
hung Clinton's cat up by the tail.
And yore ma doesn't know.

Sometimes ya wanna go
where no noobies know your name.
Devore is always glad you came.
In personal issues you will know
your troubles are all the same.
You wanna go where no noobies know your name.

Roll outta bed, "where the fooks me head"
felling pretty sh|te
Been drinking at the boardsie beer,
was Bard banged up last night ?
PI : Who's better boys or girls ?

Be glad there's one place in the world
where no noobies know your name.
Devore is always glad you came.
In personal issues you will know
your troubles are all the same.
You wanna go where no noobies know your name.