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Itinerant seeking help

Venom · 2002-09-10 08:42:29

An itinerant (knacker) pulls up in his van in Newbridge asking for directions: "Am I anywhere near Clane?" the Traveller asks To which the local replies "No.. you're still filthy".

10-09-2002 9:42am

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An itinerant (knacker) pulls up in his van in Newbridge asking for
directions:

"Am I anywhere near Clane?" the Traveller asks

To which the local replies "No.. you're still filthy".

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#2 14-10-2003 2:29pm

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Badum tisshh

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#3 14-10-2003 2:44pm

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Two elephants fall off a cliff, one hits a glasshouse

Bam bam tssshhh

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#4 14-10-2003 3:46pm

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surely it would be tisshhh bam ?

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#5 14-10-2003 4:11pm

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Surely if it's bam bam tisshhh then it would be 3 elephants?

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#6 14-10-2003 4:38pm

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Who exactly builds a greenhouse under a cliff where myopic elephants roam freely

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#7 14-10-2003 4:40pm

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indian mushroom farmers..as you know there is limited space in India

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#8 14-10-2003 5:03pm

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and in Breaking {possibly older} news from the men strike back list...

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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#9 14-10-2003 10:46pm

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Excellent

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#10 15-10-2003 9:34pm

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lol

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#11 16-10-2003 9:06am

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I suppose one of the elephants could have made his "bam" a bit down the cliff bouncing off an outcropping before hitting the glasshouse.

Mind you, I reckon that is all the consideration any sane person should give to elephants with lemming tendencies and mushroom farmers

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