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The frog

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  • 10-09-2002 10:23am
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    A man arrives home from a trip to the Amazon. When he gets back to his house he pulls a small box out of his suitcase and hands it to his wife. The wife opens the box to see a large frog staring up at her.
    "Whats this?" asks the puzzled wife.
    "That, dear, is a cócksucking Amazonian" replies the husband.
    "What am i supposed to do with this!?" she says, even more confused.
    The husband smiles and says...........................


    ..............."Teach it to cook and then fúck off"


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