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Talking Parrot

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  • 10-09-2002 10:49am
    #1
    Venom
    Registered Users Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭


    A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows
    her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful
    bird, I'm sure you'll agree and it's an absolute steal at only £20."
    "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

    "Well", replies the assistant,it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity"
    "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".
    So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman.
    "Fúck me, a new brothel and a new madam" "I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly.
    A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
    "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
    "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complained the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
    A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.
    "Well fúck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old clients..... How ya doin', Dave"


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