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The condom display

My name is Mud · 2002-09-12 14:54:07

A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health…

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12-09-2002 3:54pm

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My name is Mud

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A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package."

The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday,
one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO for friday,
TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March........"

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#2 12-09-2002 3:59pm
Gaz

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Old ... so very , very old

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#3 09-10-2002 9:45am
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Originally posted by Darth Homer
Old ... so very , very old

Just like your sig? :OP

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#4 09-10-2002 9:57am
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Remarkably similar to http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=66284

Copy and Paste perhaps ??:rolleyes:

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#5 09-10-2002 10:14am
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Yeah was just about to say that ...

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#6 09-10-2002 10:21am
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mud had posted first about a month ago and was giving out that his was slated and the other one was'nt

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#7 09-10-2002 10:40am
My name is Mud

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ok im well confused now. I only meant to put the link into the other post... not post the link....

I haves troubles with them modern machines....

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#8 09-10-2002 11:45am
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i Think one of the mods should move this thread out of here because in about an hour or two it is going to cause more confusion.

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#9 09-10-2002 2:56pm
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hehe organised chaos:D

nice one mud:p

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