Little Johnny

thegills

The jokes have gotten so bad so here goes...

Little Johnny come home from class and his mother is having a bath. Johnny goes upstairs to say hello and was surprised to see his mother nude for the first time.
'Mammy' he said pointing at her breasts, 'What are they called and what are they for'
'They are called breasts and they store milk for little babies'
'I see', says Johnny, 'and what are they for', he says pointing to her nipples
'They are called nipples and that'e where tha babies milk comes out'
'Oh, and what is that for', says Johnny pointing at her genitals
Embarrased the mother says, 'Oh, thats were your Daddy hit me with the axe by accident'
'Jeez', says Johnny, 'He got you right in the Gee'

Sposs

The jokes have gotten so bad so here goes...

you sayed it.......:rolleyes:

Pugsley

The jokes have gotten so bad so here goes...

And you just elevated that to a new level, grats

BabyEater

Ah now lads that was a classy joke

Augmerson

Originally posted by BabyEater
Ah now lads that was a classy joke

No Smart retort Nesscary...it took two attempts to say that btw.

BabyEater

I was being serious i really did laugh at that joke . Altho it doesn't seem to funny a second time around.

Elvish

That's the best ending to that joke i've heard, maybe except for the one with: Mammy, mammy ring the bells, there's a snake in the house!!!!! I still laugh every time i hear that.