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  • 13-09-2002 4:15pm
    #1
    goose
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    Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining
    to
    her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of his standard
    response
    of reassuring her that wasn't the case, her husband uncharacteristically
    comes up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
    paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try
    anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of
    the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

    How long will this take?" she asks.

    "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

    The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
    my
    breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

    He shrugged and said, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"

    He lived...... and with extensive therapy, may even walk again.


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