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Bleak future

Gaz · 2002-09-17 15:32:05

Bleak Future A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. Oh dad," the boy sobbed, when I was 6, I got the 'There's-no-Santa' speech. At 7, I got the…

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17-09-2002 4:32pm

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Gaz

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Bleak Future

A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

Oh dad," the boy sobbed, when I was 6, I got the
'There's-no-Santa' speech.

At 7, I got the 'There's-no-Easter-Bunny' speech.

When I was 8, you hit me with the 'There's-no-Tooth-Fairy' speech.

If you tell me that 'Grown-ups-don't-really-f*ck',
I'll have nothing left to live for."

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#2 17-09-2002 6:19pm
Acidflash

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lol

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#3 17-09-2002 11:38pm
Lump

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HE HE.

John

(wasn't this here a while back, or did I read this psot, and not bother replying to it? Any way, still good)

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