A classy night of romance? Seriously yuck

xern

.............A lovely story from the latest FHM:

A while ago, after more than a few delicious beverages at his local this guy pulled a large woman, and persuaded her to let him take her home.
At home, they soon got down to business and despite the room being pitch black it wasn't hard to locate her massive b*obies, so he started sucking greedily on a hardened ni*ple. And then, rather surprisingly, he got a gob full of warm milk.
Being the perfect gentleman he immediately asked her if she had
recently given birth,but she rather testily claimed that she
hadn't. So he carried on regardless and had a thoroughly enjoyable
night of blubber-bashing with the chubby goer.
When he woke in the morning he looked down at the beached whale and was rather horrified to see, about half an inch from her ni*ple, the shrivelled remains of a monstrous boil which he had clearly sucked dry during our night of passion.

netwhizkid

Hi,
Yuck, disgusting, just some of the words i could find to descripe it, sort of funny in an unusual sort of way,

Regards netwhizkid

Pugsley

That is rather disturbing in a humourous sorta way

rymus

good grief. Words alone cannot express my disgust at the boil munching extravaganza. I feel quite ill

Lump

Tee hee hee.


John