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  • 19-09-2002 2:08pm
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    A Duck walks into a bar and says to the Barman "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask
    me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating
    bast**d bird!"

    Duck says: "Got any nails?"

    Barman says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"


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