Q+a

Macker · 21-09-2002 10:21pm #1

Q. What is the difference between drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Q. What is a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What is the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q. What is the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it is worth it.

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well-hung.

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It is not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 45 lbs.

Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts do not have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than
improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. Because they don't have balls to scratch.