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Best Song for Sex?

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  • 23-09-2002 12:13am
    #1
    Chaos-Engine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭


    Is Massive Attack - Protection the best song to have playing while in bed with someone special? It is for me. In fact the entire Protection CD is the best CD to have playing in my view.


    If you agree or disagree or have other favourite CDs/Tracks to have on while you are getting intimate with someone. Please post below. This is a much under discussed track preferance ;)

    "Massive Attack's - Protection". Best for Sex? 3 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    100% 3 votes


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    #2
    DeadBankClerk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭DeadBankClerk


    "I've got hoes, in different area codes"


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    #3
    Littletinyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,196 ✭✭✭Littletinyman


    2Unlimited - No Limit


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    #4
    Kairo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Kairo


    My lovely horse


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    #5
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    The Macarena, or that aul fella who sings about his pússy


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    #6
    kayos
    Registered Users Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    [joke]
    Charlie Lownoise and Mental Theo :- The ultimate sex track

    It goes something like
    Up and Up and Up and Down,
    Up and Up and Up and Down,
    This is the ultimate sex track

    Check, check check the penis,
    Check, check check the penis,
    Dont you want the penis

    Now all that is to a track with about 200 bmp ;)
    [/joke]

    Na but seriously that Massive Attack album is well cool for those special moments. Another couple of good albums for those types of occasions are

    Nightmares on Wax :- Car Boot Soul
    William Orbit :- The album with Barbroos Addegio for strings on it. Its not dance it is very very chilled.

    Theres loads others but I can not remember the names of them :(.

    I'm sure there will be a "Now Thats what I call make out music volume 69" coming out soon :)

    kayos


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    Kali
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,601 ✭✭✭Kali


    Originally posted by DeadBankClerk
    "I've got hoes, in different area codes"

    oh dear.. ludacris.. that sogs good/funny the first time .. maybe :)
    Charlie Lownoise and Mental Theo

    wow i haven't heard their names mentioned since the thunderdome series.. way way back. and i thought i never would again. arse. :)


    but seriously, playing the same album over and over when you have sex is just a bit strange for my liking.. a decent minidisc on shuffle would be better.


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    The Gopher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭The Gopher


    I think Ludacirs is class Kali though the stuff from his new album ive heard aint as good as previous albums.But i loved Area Codes.
    As for the best shagging song a good one is Snoop Doggs Gin and Juice,all about a wild house party with a load of randy lyrics.
    "We got bitches in the livin room gettin it on and they aint leavin till six in the mornin
    So whatya gonna do,shiiiiiit,I gotta pocket fulla rubbaz and my homeboys do to........"
    Classic:)
    How about Afromans Crazy Rap?
    " We ****ed on the bed, ****ed on the flo', ****ed so long, I grew a ****in' afro.
    Then I ****ed to the left, ****ed to the right. She sucked my dick 'til the **** turned white. "
    "I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.
    I ****ed her once, I ****ed her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
    Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
    Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
    See, I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee!
    Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
    Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just **** me.........."
    Feckin love that one too

    :D


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    Makaveli
    Registered Users Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭Makaveli


    Originally posted by The Gopher
    I think Ludacirs is class Kali though the stuff from his new album ive heard aint as good as previous albums.But i loved Area Codes.

    You also think D-12 and Realplayer are class though. :eek:


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    ykt0di9url7bc3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,155 ✭✭✭ykt0di9url7bc3


    Best Song for Sex?
    i usually go through Bohemien Rapsody in head!

    I find the Chills or foo fighters works for me

    Death in Vegas was great one night ...:P


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    Chris_533976
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    Nightclub - French Kiss (DJ Scot Project remix)

    Hands down. :)


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    The Gopher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭The Gopher


    Originally posted by Makaveli


    You also think Realplayer are class though. :eek:

    I recant!!!!!For years Ive been able to avoid the shoddy realplayer service 99% of the rest of you have been getting but now i too have become a victim.It is now virtually impossible for me to get any soundfiles-I think theres something built in to prevent you listening to copywrighted stuff.So now to hear one song i must use filesharing-taking me 10 mins to get something which i used to get in 10 seconds:mad:
    I didnt say D12 were great-some of their stuff is so dirty it really is funny though:p
    As for the best song for sex how could i forget Tenacious D-F*ck her Gently:)


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    Pepe LeFrits
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    chemical brohters are graet

    foreplay:

    chemical brothers - under the influence
    chemical brothers - the state we're in

    start with

    chemical brothers - where do i begin

    then enjoy with

    chemical brothers - get up on it like this
    chemical brothers - lost in the k-hole

    and finish with

    chemical brothers - leave home

    then its time to get out of yore ma's bed


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    Typedef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Typedef


    Welcome to the Jungle
    Guns N Roses.

    Girl you'll be a woman soon
    Urge Overkill.

    Lush 1 & 2.
    Orbital

    Or

    * massive attack.

    Touch me in the Morning.
    Ria Da Silva


    yeah


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    meglome
    Registered Users Posts: 7,980 ✭✭✭meglome


    You know it's painfully obvious to me that most of you don't get much sex (at least not with people)


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    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Who said we were talking about people?? :confused:


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    Typedef
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    Two Australians are walking down the street.
    One Australian has a sheep under each arm.

    The first Austrialian says
    "Two sheep are ye shearin'".

    "Nah" says the other "I'm ****in em both".


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    Pepe LeFrits
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    Originally posted by meglome
    You know it's painfully obvious to me that most of you don't get much sex (at least not with people)

    i hope u dont mean me gary!

    oh, and replace Chemical Brothers - Leave home with Cardigans - Explode.

    :)


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    #19
    fisifan01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭fisifan01


    no no all of you have it wrong. the best song to make love to is undertones-teenage kicks.


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    Pigman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭Pigman


    Originally posted by fisifan01
    no no all of you have it wrong. the best song to make love to is undertones-teenage kicks.

    That's 'handy' to know .... cos we all know what that tune is about.


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    #21
    yellum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    Nine Inch Nails - Closer


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    tman
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    Originally posted by Makaveli
    You also think D-12 and Realplayer are class though.
    :eek:
    don't be dissin d12:mad:
    not until you've listened to 'nasty mind' a couple of times anyway.
    got to agree with you on realplayer tho, ugh.
    back on topic:
    2 words - bob marley


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    #23
    yellum
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    might also add Tool - Stinkfist

    :)


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    #24
    Dont be at yourself
    Registered Users Posts: 10,581 ✭✭✭✭Dont be at yourself


    Vandals - Fourteen


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    #25
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    Shook Me all Night Long > AC/DC

    obviously I'm a virgin


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    #26
    Turner
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,934 Mod ✭✭✭✭Turner


    "youre drunk your drunk ya silly auld fool"...
    by some auld fella.


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    #27
    stereo_steve
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    Tenacious D - **** her gently! Very funny song!


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    #28
    Pepe LeFrits
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    Originally posted by DeadBankClerk
    "I've got hoes, in different area codes"

    hahah :)


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    #29
    Chaos-Engine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭Chaos-Engine


    I must concure with Yellum and Gone Shootin...
    Two very good choices and ones I would also choose If i could stand leaving my PC on while getting jiggy... unfortunitly I don't have any NIN or AcDc on CD


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