So True!!!!

Sposs

1) Moles are always smaller than you imagine.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying and a bloke >puking. >
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your >pint to toilet cycle gets scynchronised with a complete stranger. >
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. >
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a >calculator. >
6) Reading when you're drunk is hard.

7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) Your never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a
fire
in your back garden.

9) Whatever your age the desire to make plastic dolls do the 'deed' is >almost impossible to resist. >
10) Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl.

11) You never know where to look when eating an banana.

12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. >
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into their school. >
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your >teacher mum or dad. >
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the >first given opportunity. >
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a piss flushed half way >through and then raced against the flush. >
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee. >
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

24) You never ever run out of salt.

25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

26) You can't respect a man who carries a cat.

27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you you've >gotten your hand or head stuck in something. >
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

29) Despite constant warning you have never met anybody who has had their >arm broken by a swan. >
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on
an
upturned plug.

31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood >to specifically stir paint with. >
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

34) Cats are horrible to pick up.

35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

36) Triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones.

bombidol

old but good, and i DID run out of salt the other day!:cool:

Da Bounca

My flatmate's brother's sister's nephew's brother's friend's dad actually did get his arm broken by a swan. deffinately.

daveJAM

Isnt your flatmates brothers sister just your flatmates sister?
And isnt your flatmates brothers sisters nephews brother just your flatmates nephew?

Sposs

Ha Ha da bounca the game is up!

Thanx 4 The Fish

Originally posted by Da Bounca
My flatmate's brother's sister's nephew's brother's friend's dad actually did get his arm broken by a swan. deffinately.

That's an Urban legend...

OLDYELLAR

yeah so true about men who carrie cats and that cats are horrible to pick up , aw god i hate cats eeewww.

Pugsley

Originally posted by Da Bounca
My flatmate's brother's sister's nephew's brother's friend's dad actually did get his arm broken by a swan. deffinately.

That contradicts itself so many times
Shouldnt it just be your flatmates nephew's friends dad?

27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you you've gotten your hand or head stuck in something.

What about when you have been caught with your zip down in a public place?

GoneShootin

i always imagine moles to be the size of a mid size rabbit

is this not correct ?

Sposs

i always imagine moles to be the size of a mid size rabbit

More like Standard uefa Footballs

Carbiens

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20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a piss flushed half way >through and then raced against the flush. >
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

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classic,

these were up before but glad their up again