Golf In Heaven

kaimera

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf up in heaven. On the first tee, JB leads off and hits a big blast right down the gut; it rolls to a stop about 270 yards out, perfect lie. Jesus steps up next and kills the ball, sending it about 300 yards straight away, perfect lie.

God steps up, waggles and wiggles, and then badly hooks his ball into the trees. As it flies in, a huge oak is struck by lightning and splits, one half falling into the path of the oncoming ball and knocking it into the fairway. As it comes to a rest, a bare 50 yards out, a squirrel darts out of the woods on the other side, grabs the ball and takes off toward the left-side woods. Before he gets in, an eagle swoops down and grabs the squirrel, carrying it aloft down the fairway.

Just as it passes over the green, the eagle is pelted by hailstones, whereupon it drops the squirrel (still clutching the ball) onto the green about three feet from the hole. Dazed, the squirrel spits the ball out, where it rolls up and stops on the lip of the cup. Suddenly there is an earthquake! The ball drops in... hole in one!

Jesus stares at John the Baptist with a pissed look, then turns to God and says: "Dad? We gonna play golf, or are you just gonna mess around?"!!

ciano

Didnt even bring a smile to my face.

BKtje

tis more of a pub joke if ya ask me
haleps when ur totally locked as well

memphis

Originally posted by ciano
Didnt even bring a smile to my face.

Likewise, bit of a sad joke there mate!!!

kaimera

Originally posted by B-K-DzR
tis more of a pub joke if ya ask me
haleps when ur totally locked as well

*sighs*
you hit the nail on the head B-K.

This is what I get from spending the vast majority of my week in a pub.

WORKING.

[*phew* didn't want those accusations about being an alco to surace again;) ]

GoneShootin

it was going really well until the punchline tho