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  • 30-09-2002 3:36pm
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    Typedef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭


    > A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
    > confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
    "Good
    > morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of
    your
    > time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
    vacuum
    >
    > cleaners."
    >
    > "F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she
    > proceeded to close the door.
    >
    > Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
    > it wide open.
    >
    > "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
    > demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all
    > over her hallway carpet.
    >
    > "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t
    > from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
    >
    > "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because
    > the electricity was cut off this morning."


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    #2
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    predictable, but funny none the less


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    #3
    memphis
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    didn't even make me smile.... sorry... no offense intended, just my honest opinion!!!


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