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med class

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  • 01-10-2002 11:09am
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    First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class
    with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with
    the body covered with a white sheet.



    The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
    necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you
    not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."



    For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
    butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.




    "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked
    out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a
    finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone
    finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second important
    quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index
    finger. "Now pay attention."


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    I should have stoped eating before I read that....

    ugh

    butt dman funny (get it)


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