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Drink Driving?

Enygma · 2002-10-02 09:58:59

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "No. Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?" "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fatbird in the passenger…

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02-10-2002 10:58am

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Enygma

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A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when
he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks:

"Have you been drinking Sir?"

"No. Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?"

"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fatbird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."

hehe

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#2 02-10-2002 11:10am
Benbaz

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Very Good!!!

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#3 02-10-2002 11:22am
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I just let out a big laugh in the office when I read that.
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#4 02-10-2002 11:27am
Thanx 4 The Fish

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I believe that I have been in that situation before.....I was giving Yo Mama a lift home

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#5 02-10-2002 12:09pm
mfield

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ROTFL! That's class!

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#6 02-10-2002 3:40pm
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EXCELLENT

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#7 02-10-2002 6:46pm
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wow loads of good jokes this week, if a bit evil

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#8 02-10-2002 7:13pm
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rofl

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#9 03-10-2002 12:42pm
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ha ha, ****ing class. people are looking at me wondering what the hell i am in laughing at

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#10 03-10-2002 1:46pm
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excellent.. trying very hard to hold in the laughter...

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#11 04-10-2002 11:37am
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Great....... Well done.

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