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The great urge!!

LegacyUser · 2002-10-02 15:05:58

I am now a 19 year old male and in my first year in college. When I was about 11 or 12 years old I discovered the great joys of masturbation and have been doing it ever since. I sometimes do it as regularly as 4/5 days weekly. I know I'm not alone on this, and that many guys (and indeed girls) masturbate. My problem now is…

02-10-2002 4:05pm

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I am now a 19 year old male and in my first year in college.
When I was about 11 or 12 years old I discovered the great joys of masturbation and have been doing it ever since. I sometimes do it as regularly as 4/5 days weekly.

I know I'm not alone on this, and that many guys (and indeed girls) masturbate. My problem now is that I have just moved out of home, and am living in a flat with 4 other students. Since I have moved out the urge to masturbate has become unreal, however I am being stopped by the number of persons in my house, and the risk of being caught.

I share my room with another bloke, and at nite I can't even **** as he may catch me. The only time I have alone is when showering.

What can I do to overcome these urges, I need to masturbate, it has become a big routine with me, it play a big role in my life.

Any help/advice appreciated!!!

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#2 02-10-2002 4:15pm

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click on the below, it should cure you.......

WARNING - not for little children or people with a delicate disposition - it's disgusting!

http://medlem.spray.se/ZenonFrank/fat-woman.jpg

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#3 02-10-2002 4:21pm

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MY EYES .... MY EYES !!! Arrrrggghhh

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#4 02-10-2002 5:06pm

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get a woman/pet.

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#5 02-10-2002 5:08pm

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christ, i just shot my load all over my work desk, and now i feel ythe need to touch myself again.

oh, and unregistered (if that really is your name...) now youre in college you should be able to get someone else to touch you instead.
what do you mean you masturbate as muchas 4 or 5 times weekly.
pah, wait til you get to 4 or 5 times a day. thats when you should start to get worried

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#6 02-10-2002 5:11pm

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Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
wait til you get to 4 or 5 times a day. thats when you should start to get worried

bragging again......
*yawn*

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#7 02-10-2002 5:15pm

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Originally posted by Beruthiel

*yawn*

shut yer gob woman before i lob me cóck in it......

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#8 02-10-2002 6:44pm

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Do like me-abstain for weeks and when you get time alone go on a 24 hour rub-a-thon for 7 consecutive days .
Heres an earlier **** thread http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50907&highlight=masturbation
Please note that there is little to no helpful info there-but its worth a look for being without doubt the funniest thread that boards.ie ever hosted.

Alternatively you could try getting laid.

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#9 02-10-2002 7:02pm

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is that even physically possible, something just looks WRONG in that picture
*shudder*
i'm gonna have nightmares about that...

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#10 02-10-2002 8:13pm

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#11 02-10-2002 9:08pm

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you remind me of a comic i read Unregistered, or should i say Mikes Left Hand

warning, this link contains adult content

perhaps this will act as a detterant

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#12 02-10-2002 10:06pm

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i wanna see the man and the dead chicken i wanna see the man and the dead chicken

its not that disgusting really... actually there's something kinda fascinating in that icky kinda way about it...

what has my age got to do with this...?

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#13 02-10-2002 11:33pm

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#14 03-10-2002 8:26am

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Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
shut yer gob woman before i lob me cóck in it......

have I mentioned how exceedingly sharp my teeth are?

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#15 03-10-2002 9:16am

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Originally posted by Beruthiel

have I mentioned how exceedingly sharp my teeth are?

That'd be from the rickets. Lots of old people get it.

.logic.

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#16 03-10-2002 9:32am

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Originally posted by logic1
Lots of old people get it.

and you my dear logic will be feeling the full force of my knee when next we meet.......

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#17 03-10-2002 10:30am

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Originally posted by Beruthiel

and you my dear logic will be feeling the full force of my knee when next we meet.......

I'll wear my ankle protectors then.

.logic.

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#18 03-10-2002 2:39pm

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Originally posted by logic1
I'll wear my ankle protectors then.

.logic.

ahahahah

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#19 03-10-2002 6:28pm

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Original poster here,i have overcome my urge and i even tried it on the bus today,it was fun i must admit

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#20 03-10-2002 8:02pm

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Originally posted by The Gopher
abstain for weeks and when you get time alone go on a 24 hour rub-a-thon for 7 consecutive days

weeks without a **** is not possible. what the original poster needs to remember is that every one of his house mates are **** too. just take a trip to the toilet when the urge comes on. and 4 or 5 times a week is nothing

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#21 03-10-2002 10:38pm

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Why I'm doing it right now! ;p

My test kitten seems to be doing well. Maybe I have the wrong god.

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#22 05-10-2002 11:55pm

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Originally posted by Unregistered
I share my room with another bloke, and at nite I can't even **** as he may catch me. The only time I have alone is when showering.

What can I do to overcome these urges, I need to masturbate, it has become a big routine with me, it play a big role in my life.

Any help/advice appreciated!!!

Your roommate is doubtless as unhappy as you for the very same reason. Everyone needs that little bit of privacy. What you need is to agree some sort of private time. A ribbon on the doorknob to say "wait a half hour"? Otherwise you'd better get used to the shower.

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#23 06-10-2002 1:28am

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Originally posted by Beruthiel
click on the below, it should cure you.......

WARNING - not for little children or people with a delicate disposition - it's disgusting!

http://medlem.spray.se/ZenonFrank/fat-woman.jpg

Is that the Michelin woman?

And now to reply to the topic and it is simply get a woman, one way or another.

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#24 06-10-2002 10:54am

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Originally posted by Mossy Monk
weeks without a **** is not possible.

It is. Though it does take almost superhuman effort. The reward is when you start having wet dreams again, which are nice but just as messy as when you were 13.

The original poster needs to find a nice safe place in college to pinch the one-eyed snake. Perhaps there is a secret private clean quiet opulent toilet somewhere on campus? Sneak into the staff toilets near Botany or Theology or some rubbish course and you'll be fine.

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#25 06-10-2002 5:30pm

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The only time I have alone is when showering.

Then shower more regularily,
But seriously, the reason that casting with your purple wand is hard in the shower is cause its hot and so you have way more blood flow going, if you turn down the temp you can get it off faster,

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#26 06-10-2002 5:55pm

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If you have a shower head with adjustable settings.....turn the water to a single stream, up the pressure and aim "in"....ooh arrr.

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#27 06-10-2002 6:02pm

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weeks without a **** is not possible.

I accept your challenge
3 weeks without a **** starting now

.. damnit I want a ****

(edit) actually, is anyone else surprised that **** isn't censored here?

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#28 06-10-2002 9:39pm

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#29 07-10-2002 10:37pm

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Originally posted by Mordeth
I accept your challenge
3 weeks without a **** starting now

Seinfeld - The Bet

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#30 08-10-2002 12:11pm

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pinching the one-eyed snake, casting with your purple wand...

anyone got some more ways of saying it? That second one really made me laugh

in response to whats been said, I think one person's idea of a notice on the door or a preset ****-time to be just hilarious. If you actually propose it please tell us the results (presumably your room mate will inform everyone in your college )

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#31 08-10-2002 6:01pm

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I would consult my Viz Rogers Profanisaurus but this isn't the place for that sort of thing, thanks. This is a local shop.

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#32 08-10-2002 11:19pm

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did i have a post deleted. my dreams and real life sometimes get mixed up so if i did i am sorry for posting it

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#33 09-10-2002 10:25am

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I think quite a few people did thanks to lobo's question...

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#34 09-10-2002 2:44pm

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heh, I saw one of the responses at the time... nothing in it seemed over the top. Maybe some of the others were worse..

Personally, I'd have thought this thread the perfect place for the question. The forum, perhaps not. But is it not the nature of discussion to branch and jump about?

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#35 09-10-2002 8:58pm

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Absolutely but the thread wasn't jumping about it was sitting teeming in a sea of masturbation phrases.

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#36 09-10-2002 11:05pm

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if i try start a post for funny names for masturbation on after hours will i be shot kicked and banned?

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#37 10-10-2002 12:13am

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Originally posted by Beruthiel
click on the below, it should cure you.......

WARNING - not for little children or people with a delicate disposition - it's disgusting!

http://medlem.spray.se/ZenonFrank/fat-woman.jpg

disgusting??? yesch! ...but if you look at her from another perspective:

with a tube of lube you could have a jolly good time on just about any part of her!;)

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#38 13-10-2002 12:47pm

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Originally posted by Yoda
What you need is to agree some sort of private time. A ribbon on the doorknob to say "wait a half hour"? Otherwise you'd better get used to the shower.

I think I'd rather be accidently caught in the act by my roommate than blatantly advertise the fact that I'm jerkin off!

Is there not a lock on the bathroom door? I thought that that would've fixed the "barging in" on your "shootin out" problem.

It is what it's.

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#39 13-10-2002 3:01pm

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buy one of those dutch blow up dolls ore the World Wide Web.
Get it delivered to your house in the biggest container you can find and have the container left outside.

Hey presto. Your own *private* area with you, your lad and a doll

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#40 13-10-2002 4:08pm

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or a cheaper alternative would be to buy a porno and sit on the bog

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#41 18-10-2002 4:16pm

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I'm actually surprised that mods haven't closed off this thread yet. i think somethimes its best to keep personal things.... well...... personal sometimes.

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#42 19-10-2002 2:29pm

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#43 21-10-2002 10:41am

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Grow up kids.

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