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Cannibal joke

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  • 02-10-2002 4:34pm
    #1
    thegills
    Registered Users Posts: 1,802 ✭✭✭


    Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
    The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
    The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
    The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
    The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
    The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineaples"


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    #2
    knower of all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭knower of all


    awh lordy,very good very good


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    #3
    Qualm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Qualm


    What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

    Wiped his arse!


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    rofl, unexpected and bloody great! :D


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    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    both great jokes. keep them coming


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    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    Never heard that befor, now I have something to tell during lunch


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    Silencer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Silencer


    Two cannibals eating a clown.

    One says "Does that taste funny to you?"


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    Snoop_froggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭Snoop_froggy


    Thats as old as the mould between my toes.


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    #9
    Wook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭Wook


    funny first joke !


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