Cabin Crew

My name is Mud

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight
attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding
seat belts etc. Finally, she said,

"Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith
Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

Joe, who was sitting in the 8th row thought to himself,

"Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? I think I
had better have a scotch and soda."

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said,

"Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant. "In fact, the entire crew is
female."

"My God!" said Joe. "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I
don't know what to think with only women up there in the
cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant,

"We no longer call it a cockpit. Now, it's the box office."

Acidflash

made me smile

GoneShootin

meh

memphis

Where's the humour????

Pugsley

Thats just a realy realy bad pun....quite funny tho

Carbiens

was that a puusy joke, kinda took me a while to get

Lump

tee hee hee.


John