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Cabin Crew

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  • 02-10-2002 5:07pm
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    My name is Mud
    Registered Users Posts: 647 ✭✭✭


    As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight
    attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding
    seat belts etc. Finally, she said,

    "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith
    Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

    Joe, who was sitting in the 8th row thought to himself,

    "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? I think I
    had better have a scotch and soda."

    When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said,

    "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

    "Yes," said the attendant. "In fact, the entire crew is
    female."

    "My God!" said Joe. "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I
    don't know what to think with only women up there in the
    cockpit."

    "That's another thing," said the attendant,

    "We no longer call it a cockpit. Now, it's the box office."


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