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  • 03-10-2002 11:40am
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    GoneShootin
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    An American tourist was visiting in the Netherlands. During his stay in Amsterdam his watch stopped running. He asked one of the locals where he could get his watch fixed. The tourist was guided to the Jewish section of town. He was then directed toward a shop that had clocks displayed in the window. The American tourist entered the shop. Inside, behind a desk, sat an elderly Jewish man with a full beard.

    TOURIST: Hello.
    JEWISH MAN: Hello.
    TOURIST: I came here to have my watch fixed.
    JEWISH MAN: Sorry, I don't fix watches. I am a Mohel.
    TOURIST What's a Mohel?
    JEWISH MAN: A Mohel is a Jewish Man who performs ritual circumcisions.
    TOURIST: Ritual circumcisions! But why do you have all those clocks in the window?!
    JEWISH MAN: So what would you suggest I have in my window?


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    Carbiens
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    he he he.....beard...he he


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    BKtje
    Registered Users Posts: 8,048 ✭✭✭BKtje


    there a joke im missing here somewhere?


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    Spiffing
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    Originally posted by B-K-DzR
    there a joke im missing here somewhere?

    Because he does circumcisions what would he have in his window, if not clocks?


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    thegills
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    Pieces of skin ??


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    Spiffing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Spiffing


    Originally posted by thegills
    Pieces of skin ??

    :rolleyes:


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    Carbiens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    my oneskin lies over my twoskin,
    my twoskin lies over my three,
    my threeskin lies over my foreskin,
    oh peel back my foreskin for me for me:D



    PEEL BACK OH PEE.........never mind :rolleyes:


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    TomTom
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    In a word carbine, NO


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