Bunny be gone

irishgeo

For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to
Switzerland to fulfil a lifelong dream
and climb the Matterhorn. He hired a guide
and just as they neared the top, the men
were caught in a snow slide.

Three hours later, a Saint Bernard ploughed
through to them, a keg of brandy tied under
his chin.

"Hooray!" shouted the guide. "Here comes
man's best friend!"

"Yeah," said Mulvaney. "An' look at the
size of the dog that's bringin' it!"

Pepe LeFrits

...

tman

is that it?

Makaveli

Did you make that up yourself?
Be honest.

irishgeo

no i didnt make it up but i found it in usenet.

Tellox

you forgot to put in </joke>
thats why nobody's laughing.

OLDYELLAR

what has 2 legs and bleeds ?
half a dog.
haha
*mean*

Defenistrator

IrishGeo, That WAS very funny.... the other nerds have no sense of humour

Lump

HE HE, the first joke didnt make me laugh, but I just love the Half dog one


John

Mutz

I smiled

Littletinyman

That's a great joke!!

Okay, here's mine:

What's red and not invisible?

..

Tomatoes!

Makaveli

LOL @ Oldyellars joke.

netwhizkid

i thought that was a good joke the others have no sense of humour,

Regards netwhizkid

Pepe LeFrits

No, you just amuse easily.

Andor

whats brown and sticky ?


a stick:p

oeNeo

Why did Bono fall of the stage?
Coz he stood to close to the edge

What's white, 6 foot tall and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A fridge

Dredz

The first one is awful... other ones are good, in a nostalgiac (sp) sort of way

What's yellow and deadly?

Shark-infested custard...

Something like that, anyway...

DRakE

Originally posted by Andor
whats brown and sticky ?


a stick:p

that is actually quite good

Makaveli

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff.

Why did Johnny fall off the swing?

He had no arms.

What do you call a girl between 2 goal posts?

Annette.

Shiminay

While we're at it...

Why did the Johnny's brother fall off the swing?
Someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a girl between 2 houses?
Elaine.

Why was the tomato laughing so much?
Someone told him a funny joke...

Sposs

whats yellow and smells of sick?

Monkey sick


whats the difference between buying a Daniel O Donnell record and sticking your hand down his pants?

you'll feel a bigger bollocks buying his record

Bard

Two cows in a field.

One cow says to the other: "Jayzuz I'm terrible worried about this BSE, Mad Cow Disease stuff... t'is terrible concernin' so ti's"

The other cow looks at him for a moment, chews the cud a bit, blinks, and then says...

"HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!"


...

(Yes... I know)

Mibel

ok ok all quite good BUT..................................

did ye hear bout d magic tractor?
went down d road an turned into a field!!!!!


or the farmer who won an award?
he was OUTSTANDING in his field

i'll bid u all adeiu "i've got a class to teach!!!"- homer simpson

actually gotta another boring lecture 2 go to

My name is Mud

Whats black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white?


A nun falling down the stairs.





sorry

Mibel

Let's not have those sorts of jokes thank you very much!

Sposs

whats red all over and screams really loud??????

thats one of the sickest jokes i ever heard.

Mibel

why thank you sposs i aim to please

Mossy Monk

very funny. i love them all

Repli

Two fish are sitting in a tank and one says "So how do you drive this thing then?"

lol rofl hehe

OLDYELLAR

whats black and white and red all over?

a constipated nun.

Mistakill

Whats Green and brown and if it fell out of a tree it would kikll you?

A snooker table.

Whats Blue and fluffy?

Blue Fluff.

Loads of them stupid yet funny ones.