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    #62
    Carbiens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    i agree:D


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    #63
    rymus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    half a cat! roflmao ohh god thats the stuff.. woooo it doesnt get much better than that


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    #64
    irishman_abroad
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭irishman_abroad


    Dyslexic Bra Dog lol :D

    Classic


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    #65
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Oh god, the state of the jokes on here ATM.


    John


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    #66
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    That's the first time I've ever merged a thread. Most interesting :p


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    #67
    Littletinyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,196 ✭✭✭Littletinyman


    Guys walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Barman goes "Do you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants?", to which he replies "Yeah I know, it's driving me nuts". HEHEHE


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    #68
    Zoot
    Registered Users Posts: 117 ✭✭Zoot


    Dyslexic man walks into a bra.


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    #69
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Whats black, perch's on a tree and would kill you on sight?
    A crow with a gun!

    Whats 6foot tall, blue and white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
    A fridge with a denim jacket.

    Whats blue and fluffy?
    Pink fluff choking

    Whats green and turns red at the flick of a switch?
    A frog in a liquidiser

    har har :)


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    #70
    Carbiens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    Originally posted by Pugsley

    Whats blue and fluffy?
    Pink fluff choking


    har har :)

    roffle, thats the best one yet


    what did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over a hill?
    oh look theres a herd of elephants coming over the hill!


    what did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over a hill wearing sunglasses?
    nothing, he didn't recognise them!


    how do you get 4 elephants in a mini?
    2 in the front,2 in the back.


    how do you know if theres been an elephant in your fridge?
    theres footprints in the butter!


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    #71
    Sposs
    Registered Users Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    whats blue and orange and lies at the bottem of a pool?












    a child with burst arm bands :)


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    #72
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    bottem of a pool

    would not the child float ? or is it a robotic child ?


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    #73
    ayatollah
    Registered Users Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭ayatollah


    what goes black, white ,black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white,ouch!!!!??

    a nun falling down a stairs!!!

    whats black and white and goes hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee??

    the nun that pushed her!!!


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    #74
    Sposs
    Registered Users Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    would not the child float ? or is it a robotic child ?

    He had balls of steel


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    #75
    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Whats white and fluffy?
    White Fluff

    Whats pink and fluffy?
    White fluff dyed pink

    Whats blue and fluffy?
    White fluff holding its breath


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    #76
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    basically all of these can be found on any ZIG and ZAG Album, the kind that used come out at xmas time :D


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    #77
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    whats too long and full of sh*t?




    This thread


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    #78
    EL_Diablo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 198 ✭✭EL_Diablo


    whats blue and orange and lies at the bottem of a pool?a child with burst arm bands

    Whats orange and red and lies on the top of a pool? Armbands with a burst child


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    #79
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."

    DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."

    *drum roll*


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    #80
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Originally posted by TomTom
    whats too long and full of sh*t?




    This thread
    HAAHAAHAA!!! That actually made me LOL here in the office :)

    We'll keep it going for another while yet though...

    THIS THREAD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TOAST!!!


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    #81
    Dazzer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,642 ✭✭✭Dazzer


    PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."

    DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."

    *drum roll*

    I liked that one :)


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    #82
    irishman_abroad
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭irishman_abroad


    Two sausages in a frying pan:

    Sausage 1:"Its bloody hot in here"

    Sausage 2:"Holy crap a talking Sausage!!!!!!"


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    #83
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Two goldfish in a tank, first turns to the second and says "Any idea how to drive this thing ?"


    What did Hitler say to his men before they got into their tanks ?


    Get into your tanks men...


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