Another Cannabal joke

thegills · 2002-10-03 11:59:09

Paddy Irish, English and Scotsman were captured by cannabals. The cannabal leader told them that they would be skinned alive with their insides eaten and their skin used to make canoes. He tells them that they can have one last thing and asks them what they would like. Paddy Englishman asks for a cigar and smokes it before…

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Paddy Irish, English and Scotsman were captured by cannabals. The cannabal leader told them that they would be skinned alive with their insides eaten and their skin used to make canoes.
He tells them that they can have one last thing and asks them what they would like.
Paddy Englishman asks for a cigar and smokes it before being butchered.
Paddy Scotsman asks for a haggis which he eats before being butchered.
Paddy Irishman asks for a fork. The leader confused says to him 'Your only allowed one thing, what are you going to eat with the fork?'.
Paddy Irishman, stabbing himself in the chest, shouts at him 'Your not making a f**king canoe out of me!!'

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