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Don't Laugh! (An old classic)

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  • 03-10-2002 6:39pm
    #1
    TheWolf
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    Roger went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
    "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
    "Okay then," Roger said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen.
    Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
    "It's swollen."


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    oeNeo
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    Heheh, very good


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    #3
    Mossy Monk
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    it made me laugh. well done :)


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    rymus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    very good :D


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    #5
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HAR HAR HAR,.


    John


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    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    hi,
    (An old classic)

    Its my first time hearing it,

    Excellent, very good,
    He He, ha ha ha

    Very good keep them coming,

    Regards netwhizkid


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    bozzie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    i laughed (fell down)and then i cried(coz i hurt my knee)

    great joke


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    superconor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭superconor


    ex-cellent!

    to wuote detroit rock city:
    "its a barrel of ****in monkeys!


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    #9
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    ROFL bloody great!! :D


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