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Firing Squad

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  • 04-10-2002 4:48pm
    #1
    My name is Mud
    Registered Users Posts: 647 ✭✭✭


    Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.

    Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

    Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given, Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again, the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.

    The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"


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    #2
    Dun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭Dun


    Old one that, but still funny :D


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    #3
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    It always happens with jokes. Take an old one put some new name in and you have a new joke.

    Still funny.

    You heard the one about Paddy english man, paddy irish man and paddy scotsman. They were out in the middle east and were arrested for trying to chat up the women. There punishment was 100 lashes of a whip.

    Paddy Scotsman steps up first and his whipper says: you may choses one thing to be straped to your back to ease the whipping, but it must be in this room. So paddy scotsman looks around and sees a rug on the ground and choses that. The whipping starts and around 10 lashes into it the rug has fallen apart and he is whipped to death.
    Seeing this paddy english man hops up and asks for the matress in the corner to be straped to his back, beliving that the matress would save him and leaving paddy irish man with nothing he shouts at the whipper to start. About 80 lashes into it the matress falls apart and paddy english man is battered and bleeding but still alive.

    Paddy Irish man strolls up and when the whipper points that there is nothing left in the room to be straped to he back, paddy irish man rdplys, Strap the english bastard on.


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