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a round of golf...

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  • 04-10-2002 7:54pm
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    BEAT
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    A Catholic Priest and a Nun were out having a round of golf.
    The priest stepped up to the tee and took a mighty swing.
    He missed the ball entirely and said, "****e, I missed." Sister Marie
    told him to watch his language.

    At the next swing he missed again and muttered, "****e, I
    missed." "Father, I am not going to play with you if you keep
    swearing,"
    The priest promises to do better.

    But at the next tee he misses again, with his usual, "****e, I
    missed." Sister Marie is really mad now and says, "Father, God is
    going to
    strike you dead if you keep swearing like that!"

    At the next tee, the priest misses, swears, "****e, I missed."

    Out of the sky comes a gigantic bolt of lighting which strikes
    Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

    Then the skies open up and a big booming voice says, "****e, I missed."


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    Mossy Monk
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    i like it :)


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    #3
    bozzie
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    rofl

    very good


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    Acidflash
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    lol :)


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    #5
    irishgeo
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    good one i like it.


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    Eye
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    nice one ;)


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    BKtje
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    hehehhe like it :D


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    #8
    Dun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭Dun


    Classic one :D

    Been told it three times now - first was Priest v. Businessman (bye bye priest) and Priest v. Rabbi (bye bye Rabbi).


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    Dredz
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    Good for a chuckle :D


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    Pugsley
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    lol, brilliant :D


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    DrizztIE
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    A man entered a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down in the first available seat next to, of all people, a beautiful blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls". Never-the-less, the blonde continued to look at him thought-fully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it
    hurt as much as tennis elbow?"


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