A guy walks into a bar ....

Gaz

> >A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
while
> >he's
> >drinking the monkey jumps all around the place.
> >
> >The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs
some
> >sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one
of
> >the
> >billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,
> >somehow swallows it whole.
> >
> >The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
> did?"
> >The guy says "No, what?"
> >He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ... whole!"
> >"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats
everything
in
> >sight, the little bugger. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and
stuff".
> >
> >He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the Monkey
ate,
> >then leaves.
> >
> >Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.He
> >orders
> >a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
> >
> >While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a cherry on
the
> >bar.
> >He grabs it, sticks it up his bum, pulls it out, and eats it. The
> bartender
> >is disgusted.
> >
> >Did you see what your monkey did now?"
> >"No, what?" replies the guy.
> >Well, he stuck a cherry up his bum, pulled it out, and ate it!" said
the
> >bartender.
> >"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy. "He still eats
> >everything
> >in sight, but ever since the cue ball incident, he measures
everything
> >first."

Spunog UIE

heh heh, ya scummy bastid, good un