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How many No to Nice campaigners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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  • 08-10-2002 2:08pm
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    PH01
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    Q: How many No to Nice campaigners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: None! Because they like living in the dark.


    I just made that one up. Can you do better?


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    Dazzer
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    LoBo
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    Political jokes. One of those paradoxes like 'sudden calm' or, hehe, 'military intelligence'


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    TomTom
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    ::Applause::


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    rymus
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    Originally posted by PH01
    I just made that one up

    Thats fairly obvious


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    Elmo
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    Q. How many yes to nice voters does it take to screw in a light blub?


    A. All them plus the rapid reaction force.

    (Just couldn't resist, SORRY)


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    Mr.Applepie
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    Originally posted by LoBo
    Political jokes. One of those paradoxes like 'sudden calm' or, hehe, 'military intelligence'

    Now thats funnier then the 1st joke


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    rymus
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    Originally posted by Elmo
    Q. How many yes to nice voters does it take to screw in a light blub?


    A. All them plus the rapid reaction force.

    (Just couldn't resist, SORRY)


    now THATS funny! :D


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    Mossy Monk
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    Originally posted by rymus
    now THATS funny! :D

    agreed. very good


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    Funky
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    no to nice


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    EL_Diablo
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    One of those paradoxes like 'sudden calm' or, hehe, 'military intelligence'

    or "Jumbo Shrimp" "Peace Force" or "Microsoft Works"


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    PH01
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    Originally posted by Elmo
    Q. How many yes to nice voters does it take to screw in a light blub?


    A. All them plus the rapid reaction force.

    (Just couldn't resist, SORRY)

    Yip that's probably better.


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    Pugsley
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    "Microsoft Works"
    Must be a myth :)


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    Chowmein
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    Originally posted by Elmo
    Q. How many yes to nice voters does it take to screw in a light blub?


    A. All them plus the rapid reaction force.

    (Just couldn't resist, SORRY)

    pld :)


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    Mark
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    Second the pld, very good stuff :)


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    anarchy
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    Military intelligence is an oxymoron, not a paradox.

    Yours sincerely,

    Prof. Nerdington


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    Silencer
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    Q. How many No to Nice voters does it take to change a light bulb?

    A. Wrong. I am going to keep asking the question until you answer it my way. Love, Bertie.


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    Benbaz
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    Q. How many No to Nice voters does it take to change a light bulb?

    A. Wrong. I am going to keep asking the question until you answer it my way. Love, Bertie.


    Now THAT'S funny!!!!

    Good satire!!!!!!


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    SOL
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    Q. How many yes to nice voters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A. two, the problem is getting them in there


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    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    Originally posted by Silencer
    Q. How many No to Nice voters does it take to change a light bulb?

    A. Wrong. I am going to keep asking the question until you answer it my way. Love, Bertie.

    ha ha, thats so ****in true.

    NO TO NICE!!! dumb-bastid.


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