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Best chat up lines of all time???

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  • 09-10-2002 11:14am
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    irishman_abroad
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭


    To her: "See you, youve got spanner eyes"

    *romantic pause*

    "Every time I look into your eyes my nuts tighten"

    And may as well get it out there

    "Got any Irish In you"

    and (depending answer)

    "Would you like some (more)"


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    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    Been Done To Death


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    Johnny_the_fox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Johnny_the_fox


    Originally posted by irishman_abroad

    "Got any Irish In you"

    and (depending answer)

    "Would you like some (more)"

    Phil lynott used that before singing one of his songs... I think it was emerald...


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    Carbiens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    oldies


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    pyure
    Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭pyure


    a classic, and ive used this one (on a dare tho :p)

    *walk up to girl at bar*

    listen, i might not be the most attractive guy here, but im the only one talking to you

    *take my advice at this point and duck :p*


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    rymus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"


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    Shiminay
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    Originally posted by irishman_abroad
    And may as well get it out there

    "Got any Irish In you"

    and (depending answer)

    "Would you like some (more)"
    Try saying that to a pile of Latvian hotties when you're on stage about to sing in a Karaoke competition in the Italian Alps...

    The results were interesting and I was surrounded by hot Latvian poon by the end of the song ;)

    Ask DeVore - he didn't think I'd do it :p


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